American Dream

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the American Dream. Is it still alive? We also have an important discussion about dick pics, deadly camels, review Requiem for the American Dream, and debate about bald eagles and pink eye.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): American Dream

Mistic: Un-American

Teddy: Bailouts

Ashtray: Workers Rights

Oracle: Consumerism

What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Killer Instinct

Oracle: Cobra Club HD

Ashtray: Mini Flying Robots

Mistic: Bald Eagle Beer

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Requiem for the American Dream; Beasts of No Nation

Ask the Idiots:

Chelsie Manning – Leavenworth penitentiary for Oracle:

What’s the best substitute for eye shadow, when you’re in prison?

Todd – from the Taco Bell drive through in Des Moines, Iowa for Teddy:

Sir, could you please put down the Gameboy and pull up to the window, your order’s ready and traffic’s backing up in the street!

Amber – Sun Prairie, Wisconsin for Mystic:

Mystic, why do you yell and curse at your daughters? Are you a horrible father, or are they just horrible little people?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Sports leagues fining people for criticizing referees


Ashtray: Angry Camel

Teddy: Delta Airlines

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