In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the American Dream. Is it still alive? We also have an important discussion about dick pics, deadly camels, review Requiem for the American Dream, and debate about bald eagles and pink eye.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): American Dream
Mistic: Un-American
Teddy: Bailouts
Ashtray: Workers Rights
Oracle: Consumerism
What’s Sexy:
Teddy: Killer Instinct
Oracle: Cobra Club HD
Ashtray: Mini Flying Robots
Mistic: Bald Eagle Beer
Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Requiem for the American Dream; Beasts of No Nation
Ask the Idiots:
Chelsie Manning – Leavenworth penitentiary for Oracle:
What’s the best substitute for eye shadow, when you’re in prison?
Todd – from the Taco Bell drive through in Des Moines, Iowa for Teddy:
Sir, could you please put down the Gameboy and pull up to the window, your order’s ready and traffic’s backing up in the street!
Amber – Sun Prairie, Wisconsin for Mystic:
Mystic, why do you yell and curse at your daughters? Are you a horrible father, or are they just horrible little people?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Sports leagues fining people for criticizing referees
Oracle: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Ashtray: Angry Camel
Teddy: Delta Airlines
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