In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Allergies. Why the fuck does everybody have such severe allergies these days? Like kids dying from peanut butter. We also review the Val Kilmer other kind of nose porn, The Salton Sea. Finally, Mistic bitches about tiny homes. Are they really tiny or he just really fat?
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Allergies
Oracle: Weird Allergies
Teddy: Bad allergies risin’
Ashtray: The Tick
Oracle: The Gym
Mistic: More Trump idiocy
Teddy: Father’s Day
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Salton Sea; Argo
Ask the Idiots:
Angelito Gonzalez – Puerto Rico – Teddy: What’s it like being the minority on a show with these racist white fucks?
George Prince – Fargo, ND – Ashtray: Are you a Hipster?
Stacy Van Buren – Milwaukee, WI – Mistic: What the hell fatty…..when you gonna stop stinking up the state?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: NRA deez nuts
Mistic: Tiny Homes
Ashtray: Voter stuff
Oracle: Carrie Fisher
In all Seriousness: I get the idea of getting rid of some of your shit. Consolidation is always a good thing. It creates order and order creates success. Or some shit I read on a Dennys placemat. But tiny houses are fucking ridiculous. Just buy a fucking RV. Or get a one bedroom in Queens. Fads are gay, that’s what I’m getting at. Cocksuckers…….That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.