In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss famous people with infamous relatives. Also in the show, Teddy hits the orchestra circuit, and Ashtray crushes on an assassin.
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss something dumb. We microwave fish in the breakroom and as usual, we come to the harsh realization that bitches aint shit, but ho’s and tricks. With me this week is the soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray might not have any criminal relatives. He has, however, murdered that pussy so hard that her sister got a sore pelvis. Next to him is an all seeing Oracle. Oracle doesn’t have any relatives that are in prison. Not saying they’re not criminals. Just smart enough to not get caught. We’ve also got a fluffy Teddy Bear. He’s black, so obviously he has a few relatives who have been caught. Last and least, I’m the Mistic. I’ve had plenty of relatives that have done time. 2 Uncles, both for drug distribution. 1 Aunt for involuntary Manslaughter and a Grandpa who did some prison time for hate crimes. 2 of those are wrong. And this is the Red Eye Report.
https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/top-10-celebs-whose-parents-are-criminals
https://theweek.com/articles/465295/5-notorious-sibling-killers-throughout-history
https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/10-celebs-that-got-away-with-crimes-for-decades
https://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-connected-to-criminals-crimes/rayven-crawford
What’s Sexy
Mistic: Dune: Prophecy
Oracle: Arcade Time
Teddy: Sons first Orchestra concert
Ashtray: Sexy Ass Assassin
https://www.yahoo.com/news/internet-takes-lack-sympathy-further-022743556.html
“bro got assassinated by a cutie patootie,”
“are those pics actually the shooter. pls i hope so america needs a hot assassin.”
“He’s FIIIIINE. And an American hero? Thank you for your service king.”
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Cue the Car Problems
Mistic: Haters gonna Hate.
Ashtray: Yoon Suk Yeol – What Yoon doin’?
Teddy:
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Pickle Rick.
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