Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Aliens
Mistic: SETI
Oracle: Famous abductions
http://www.mysticfiles.com/based-on-a-true-story-fire-in-the-sky-the-walton-experience/
http://www.livescience.com/20250-alien-abductions-origins.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reported_UFO_sightings
Ashtray: Foo Fighters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_fighter
What’s Sexy:
Teddy: Tennessee’s Left lane law
Oracle: Windows 10
Ashtray: Squirrel
http://www.channel3000.com/news/drunk-squirrel-trashes-british-bar/34253600
Mistic: Ronda Rousey
https://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/ronda-rousey-1.jpg
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Interstellar; Raising Cain
Ask the Idiots
Phyllis Rechter – San Antonio, TX – Teddy: You sound so sexy. Are you on like J-date or something like that?
Stephen Cronenberger – South New Hampton, TN – Oracle: If you had to choose between your right testicle and your laptop, which would it be?
Paul Fillmore – Madison, WI – Ashtray: What part of “stop driving by my fucking house”, do you not understand. She my girl now motherfucker, so give it up bruh.
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Shitty Friends
Mistic: Big game douches
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/stasi-hed-article-1.2311902
Oracle: Chechen Women Facing Charges
http://www.inquisitr.com/2299450/three-chechen-women-con-isis-for-3300-face-six-years-in-prison/
Ashtray: Chinese shit
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=545_1438534394
In all Seriousness: Ronda Rousey should just be shipped up a class, cause she’s on a whole nother level. I mean what’s not to like. She’s gorgeous, fierce and charismatic, everything we here in ‘Murica love. Everyone wants to see Rousey and Mayweather fight. I say Rousey should fight someone that could give her a challenge. That’s why I say, Rousey vs The drunken squirrel…….Now that, I would pay to see. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.