On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about AI Slop. Just when you thought the Internet couldn’t get any worse…piss jug man comes in to save the day with some AI sloppiness all over the place. Also in the show, Mistic talks about American Primeval and Ashtray gets hit by some counterfeit lighters.
On this episode of the Red eye Report we talk about AI Slop. Just when you thought the Internet couldn’t get any worse…piss jug man comes in to save the day with some AI sloppiness all over the place. With me this week is the Abysmal Ashtray. He spends his weekends getting sloppy down at the Dane County Home for the Infirm. Looks good on the resume though. He’s logged 3,000 hours and two blown o-rings. Next to Ashtray, is Tattered Teddy. Teddy once tried to use a fake hundred dollar bill to buy a wheelbarrow full of Girl Scout Cookies. Things went south though, and the girls went militant and began smashing his car with baseball bats. Don’t mess with Girl Scouts, man. We also have Messy Mistic. Whenever he doesn’t feel like using his legs to ambulate, he just buys 20 buckets of KFC, smearing his body with chicken grease and rolling and sliding around on the linoleum. It’s not perfect, but it gets the job done. Finally, there’s me, Offhand Oracle. Whenever I go to shake your hand, make sure you slap it out of the way and grab the other one. It definitely hasn’t been residing up my ass. And this is the Red Eye Report.
Dane County Pet of the Week:
Dorothy the Goat
Just got her GED. 6 years in prison for pills. Was supposed to be 5, but she rammed a prison guard. Working on it. Also fucks, Bill.
AI Slop – What’s at stake
Willy’s Chocolate Experience
Fake-ass Parade
https://www.pcmag.com/news/crowds-get-ghosted-by-fake-halloween-parade-invented-on-social-media
AI Slop True Crime
AI Slop Public Library
https://www.404media.co/ai-generated-slop-is-already-in-your-public-library-3
AI Slop Christmas Music
https://www.404media.co/ai-generated-christmas-music
AI Slop Lace Making
https://www.404media.co/bobbin-tatting-lace-ai-generated-books
AI Slop Art
What’s Sexy
Oracle: Third Eye Drops
https://www.youtube.com/@THIRDEYEDROPS
Mistic: American Primeval
Teddy: One of them Days
Ashtray: Lily’s birthday generosity
Fuck What You Think
Oracle: Coughing Potato
Mistic: Just say it.
Teddy:
Ashtray: They counterfeited BICs!
Nearly $160K in counterfeit Trojan condoms, BiC lighters discovered in undercover NW Harris Coun…
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Kansas City!!
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