Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Affluenza

Mistic:

Ethan Couch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Couch

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joel-cohen/affluenza-the-new-twinkie_b_4493152.html

http://www.theaffluenzaproject.com/home/aboutjessie/

Ashtray:

Trust-fund Killer

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2897965/Did-private-school-educated-Princeton-graduate-30-accused-murder-burn-house.html

Oracle:

Menendez Bros

http://crime.about.com/od/murder/a/Menendez.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyle_and_Erik_Menendez

http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/menendez/index_1.html

Teddy:

Killer Kids and games

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/justice-story/boy-kills-neighbor-girl-nintendo-game-article-1.1723189

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/13/nathon-brooks-teen-shot-parents-video-games_n_2868805.html

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-01-06/news/chi-police-boy-16-slain-on-south-side-20140105_1_cousin-13-year-old-boy-13-year-old-told-police

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Mistic: Headbutt of Authority

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/10/jessica-albitz_n_6656580.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022

Oracle: Kung Fury

http://youtu.be/72RqpItxd8M

Ashtray: Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey

Teddy:

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kids for Cash; Battle Royale

Ask the Idiots

Dave Lombardo – Hollywood, CA – Oracle: I hear you got a new band. It’s called like Homeless cat nip punch or some shit. Anyway, you need a drummer? Slayer doesn’t like me anymore.

Phil Spector – Hollywood, CA – Ashtray: He buddy, I need you to help me hide a body again.

Bjork – Iceland – Mistic: aodihaigh’ahe’aind’sioan’nif’?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Ashtray: 50 Shades of Grey

http://www.upworthy.com/6-real-quotes-from-fifty-shades-that-could-make-you-rethink-how-you-feel-about-it?c=huf1

Mistic: Lame Ass T-Shirt

http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/02/16/can-now-purchase-metallica-slayer-shirts-hm/

Oracle: Al Assad Attacks

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/suicide-bombers-iraq-ain-al-assad-airbase-us-marines-near-isis/

Teddy: Tennesseans

5. In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, I think and I’m sure everyone else on this show will agree, if you commit a crime, you should be punished. Rich, poor, Black, White, doesn’t matter. The laws should apply to everybody the same way. But, you know what, this is ‘Murica. If you got the money, fuck it, buy your freedom. If you don’t, bend over, cause it’s shower time. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!