Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Affluenza
Killer Kids and games
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Mistic: Headbutt of Authority
Oracle: Kung Fury
Ashtray: Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kids for Cash; Battle Royale
Ask the Idiots
Dave Lombardo – Hollywood, CA – Oracle: I hear you got a new band. It’s called like Homeless cat nip punch or some shit. Anyway, you need a drummer? Slayer doesn’t like me anymore.
Phil Spector – Hollywood, CA – Ashtray: He buddy, I need you to help me hide a body again.
Bjork – Iceland – Mistic: aodihaigh’ahe’aind’sioan’nif’?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Ashtray: 50 Shades of Grey
Mistic: Lame Ass T-Shirt
Oracle: Al Assad Attacks
- In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, I think and I’m sure everyone else on this show will agree, if you commit a crime, you should be punished. Rich, poor, Black, White, doesn’t matter. The laws should apply to everybody the same way. But, you know what, this is ‘Murica. If you got the money, fuck it, buy your freedom. If you don’t, bend over, cause it’s shower time. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!