Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Affluenza
Mistic:
Ethan Couch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Couch
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joel-cohen/affluenza-the-new-twinkie_b_4493152.html
http://www.theaffluenzaproject.com/home/aboutjessie/
Ashtray:
Trust-fund Killer
Oracle:
Menendez Bros
http://crime.about.com/od/murder/a/Menendez.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyle_and_Erik_Menendez
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/menendez/index_1.html
Teddy:
Killer Kids and games
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/13/nathon-brooks-teen-shot-parents-video-games_n_2868805.html
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Mistic: Headbutt of Authority
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/10/jessica-albitz_n_6656580.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022
Oracle: Kung Fury
http://youtu.be/72RqpItxd8M
Ashtray: Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey
Teddy:
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kids for Cash; Battle Royale
Ask the Idiots
Dave Lombardo – Hollywood, CA – Oracle: I hear you got a new band. It’s called like Homeless cat nip punch or some shit. Anyway, you need a drummer? Slayer doesn’t like me anymore.
Phil Spector – Hollywood, CA – Ashtray: He buddy, I need you to help me hide a body again.
Bjork – Iceland – Mistic: aodihaigh’ahe’aind’sioan’nif’?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Ashtray: 50 Shades of Grey
Mistic: Lame Ass T-Shirt
http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/02/16/can-now-purchase-metallica-slayer-shirts-hm/
Oracle: Al Assad Attacks
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/suicide-bombers-iraq-ain-al-assad-airbase-us-marines-near-isis/
Teddy: Tennesseans
- In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, I think and I’m sure everyone else on this show will agree, if you commit a crime, you should be punished. Rich, poor, Black, White, doesn’t matter. The laws should apply to everybody the same way. But, you know what, this is ‘Murica. If you got the money, fuck it, buy your freedom. If you don’t, bend over, cause it’s shower time. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!