Affluenza Outline

Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Affluenza


Ethan Couch


Trust-fund Killer


Menendez Bros


Killer Kids and games

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Mistic: Headbutt of Authority

Oracle: Kung Fury

Ashtray: Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey


Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kids for Cash; Battle Royale

Ask the Idiots

Dave Lombardo – Hollywood, CA – Oracle: I hear you got a new band. It’s called like Homeless cat nip punch or some shit. Anyway, you need a drummer? Slayer doesn’t like me anymore.

Phil Spector – Hollywood, CA – Ashtray: He buddy, I need you to help me hide a body again.

Bjork – Iceland – Mistic: aodihaigh’ahe’aind’sioan’nif’?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Ashtray: 50 Shades of Grey

Mistic: Lame Ass T-Shirt

Oracle: Al Assad Attacks

Teddy: Tennesseans

  1. In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, I think and I’m sure everyone else on this show will agree, if you commit a crime, you should be punished. Rich, poor, Black, White, doesn’t matter. The laws should apply to everybody the same way. But, you know what, this is ‘Murica. If you got the money, fuck it, buy your freedom. If you don’t, bend over, cause it’s shower time. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at or……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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