In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside.

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Uncle Ashtray in: Southside Chicago Crackheads are People Too 

Plans to drive to Detroit foiled. South Chicago it is.

Windy as fuck

Derek & Jasmine 

Missing index finger, crooked wrist from police chase.
King Cobra 40

Voodoo princess vibe past it’s prime

Guy’s “giving” me this “wire”

“Do you believe in God?”

To the liquor store! – “Fuck off old man” – Just cuff it

Bitch is crazy – send her into Soldier Field – “What, like crack?” –

The parking ramp – “just taking care of business”

“The All Seeing Eye”

Craig saves the rock

Navigating on crack

Enter the construction site

Dog walker

Pack up and skedattle

Back to the projects to sell the spoils

“Pray for me man”

What’s Sexy 

Oracle: Mass Effect: Legendary Edition

Mistic:  Boss mode

Teddy:  Oculus Quest 2 

Ashtray:  The Boys are Back in Town

Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Mattresside

Mistic:  Bikers

Ashtray: Why not prove the Antifa caused the Capitol riots?
https://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/ej-montini/2021/05/20/arizona-republicans-vote-no-jan-6-commission-capitol-riots/5178920001/

Teddy: Tim Tebow

 In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself 

Eddie Murphy’s 1985 one hit wonder “Party All the Time” 

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