In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside.
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Uncle Ashtray in: Southside Chicago Crackheads are People Too
Plans to drive to Detroit foiled. South Chicago it is.
Windy as fuck
Derek & Jasmine
Missing index finger, crooked wrist from police chase.
King Cobra 40
Voodoo princess vibe past it’s prime
Guy’s “giving” me this “wire”
“Do you believe in God?”
To the liquor store! – “Fuck off old man” – Just cuff it
Bitch is crazy – send her into Soldier Field – “What, like crack?” –
The parking ramp – “just taking care of business”
“The All Seeing Eye”
Craig saves the rock
Navigating on crack
Enter the construction site
Pack up and skedattle
Back to the projects to sell the spoils
“Pray for me man”
Oracle: Mass Effect: Legendary Edition
Mistic: Boss mode
Teddy: Oculus Quest 2
Ashtray: The Boys are Back in Town
Fuck What You Think
Ashtray: Why not prove the Antifa caused the Capitol riots?
Teddy: Tim Tebow
In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself
Eddie Murphy’s 1985 one hit wonder “Party All the Time”
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