On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Adaptations. Text to film, vice versa, video games, music. We’ve been tossing stories across mediums for many years. Also on the show, Teddy’s spider sense is tingling, and Mustafa is on crack.

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In this episode of the Red eye Report, we discuss Adaptations. We find a better way to piss away our lives. And as usual, we butter our own god damn biscuits. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy bear. Teddy isnt a big fan of this show. The one he helped create. It just doesn’t follow the comic well enough. We’ve also got a soot covered Ashtray. Ashtray isnt worried about adaptations. He stays true to the values and morals that have shaped his existence. Drugs and dancing. Then there’s the all seeing Oracle. A lot of people don’t know this, but he was the first man in America to adapt a pornographic film into a Broadway play. “If you can’t come in her, come on her”, hasn’t hit the heights of popularity that was expected. But it’s catching on.  Last and least, im the Mistic. The only thing ive ever adapted was a hot dog, into a hot log and this is the RER. 


What’s Sexy

Oracle: Dolphin 

Gamecube version of F-Zero GX

Mistic: Govee

Teddy: Spider-Man 2


Fuck What You Think

Oracle: Tell me if there is a paywall. You fuck.

Mistic:  Aaron Rodgers. Fuck off. 

Ashtray:  Mustafa’s on crack

Teddy: PS5 shits

In all Seriousness: Go fuck yourself Mustafa.

That’s our show, we’re gonna be here every Thursday night at 10pm central, make sure you join the conversation at or… can also twittle us @redeye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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