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FRIENDS AND FAMILY – RED EYE REPORT 327

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy and the gang bullshit about his wedding, Oracle realizes that he likes Star Trek, Mistic becomes a vampire, and Teddy outs his literotica fetish. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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SUBTERFUGE – RED EYE REPORT 326

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Subterfuge, specifically military deception throughout history. Also in this show, Oracle discovers fish tacos and Ashtray learns some new tricks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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PERSONAL TRANSPORTERS – RED EYE REPORT 325

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, ...
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CORPSE MEDICINE – RED EYE REPORT 324

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Corpse Medicine. What is corpse medicine you say? Well, it's the practice of grinding up dead people or parts of dead people and using it for medicine! This practice was WAY more prolific than many people realize. We'll give ...
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SEMINOLES – RED EYE REPORT 323

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Seminoles. These fuckers were badass! Also in the show, Oracle gushes semen while reviewing F1 2021 and Ashtray gushes about how he got ripped off by his mechanic. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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MUSIC VIDEOS – RED EYE REPORT 322

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music Videos. Where did they come from? What were the most expensive ones ever made? We answer those questions and more. Also in the show, Ashtray eats the asses of many a beach goer, and Teddy just wants them to ...
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ASSASSINATION ALL STARS – RED EYE REPORT 321

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the recent assassination of Haiti's president, Jovenel Moïse. Ashtray breaks down other high-profile assassinations throughout history. Also in the show, Mistic discovers the wonders of learning, and Oracle rage quits technical support. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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ENGINEERING DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 320

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Engineering Disasters in the wake of the Surfside, FL condo building collapse. Where have been some other notable engineering disasters throughout history? What happens when the engineers come in hung over? Fucking Titanic. Also in the show, Oracle nerds ...
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LIQUOR – RED EYE REPORT 319

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about booze. What are the origin stories of our favorite boozes? Also in the show, blackout stories and meandering belligerence. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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ZOMBIES – RED EYE REPORT 318

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we're talking Zombies. Where does the concept of the zombie come from? Would you fuck a zombie? We get high as shit and probably don't answer your questions. Also in the show, Ashtray fires up the meat raffle and Mistic runs for ...
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ADVENTURES WITH UNCLE ASHTRAY – RED EYE REPORT 317

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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OPIOID CRISIS – RED EYE REPORT 316

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Opioid Crisis. The gang is high and drunk as shit as they try to recap the new HBO documentary "The Crime of Century." Also on the show, BUTTFUCKER 3000 and murder suicides. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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Earth Theories

HOLLOW AND FLAT EARTH – RED EYE REPORT 315

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hollow and Flat Earth theories. How the hell do people believe this stuff? Teddy breaks down the theories for us. Also in the show, Mistic's love/hate relationship with Christopher Nolan, an Army recruit hijacks a school bus full of kids, ...
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FORGERY – RED EYE REPORT 314

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Forgery. Who creates forgeries and what do they make? You wouldn't believe how much money some of this stuff goes for. Also in the show, we get high as shit on edibles and review the new Mortal Kombat movie, ...
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FASTING – RED EYE REPORT 313

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Fasting. What are the benefits of not stuffing your pie hole constantly? Our resident fasting expert Ashtray breaks it down. Also in the show: VR, killer Mormons, and baseball. Batter up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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ASTRAL PROJECTION – RED EYE REPORT 312

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Astral Projection. The U.S. government spent millions of dollars studying this phenomenon and had psychic soldiers. Is it legit? We get super high and bring the heat. Also in the show, we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Ashtray tells us a ...
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MARIJUANAS – RED EYE REPORT 311

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get high as shit and try to talk about marijuana. Also in the show, Ashtray and Oracle crash the Hilton and Mistic can't catch a break with his glitcy-ass phone. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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HALLUCINOGENS – RED EYE REPORT 310

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a trip down the Hallucinogen Highway. Also in the show, Oracle has a new totally lame game that he's in love with, and Teddy can't get enough of fat people on airplanes. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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HELA CELLS OF HENRIETTA LACKS – RED EYE REPORT 309

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the unstoppable HeLa cells of Henrietta Lacks. These human cells have been multiplying on their own since 1951 and have since spread around the globe. Ashtray breaks it down for us. Also in the show, Mistic and Oracle reveal ...
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MONGOL EMPIRE – RED EYE REPORT 308

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending ...
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PIRATES – RED EYE REPORT 307

Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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EVERYTHING GAY – RED EYE REPORT 306

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex...or is this the dream? ...
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PROJECT AZORIAN – RED EYE REPORT 305

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA's crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 ...
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Real VR Fishing

Real VR Fishing Review – Killer Catch

VR is in a unique position in gaming. It's truly novel for many users. Long gone are the days of marveling at mouselook in a first person shooter or crying in jubilation at the sound of your dial up modem connecting to a friend and the possibilities of online multiplayer ...
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SUPERSTITIONS – RED EYE REPORT 304

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about superstitions. Where do they come from? Why are we afraid of breaking mirrors or spilling salt. Some of the origins might surprise you. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Real VR Fishing for the Oculus Quest, and Ashtray shares ...
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BUSINESS OF WEDDINGS – RED EYE REPORT 303

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the business of weddings. Where did wedding rings come from? Why do we wear them on our ring fingers? What is the average cost of a wedding nowadays. We answer these questions and more. Also in the show, Teddy ...
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Improve Assassin’s Creed Valhalla With These Settings

Assassin's Creed Valhalla is the third AC game since a major overhaul of the series starting with Assassin's Creed Origins in 2017. I found Origins to have an impressive and dynamic open world with a decent story. The follow-up to that game, Assassin's Creed Odyssey which released in 2018, was ...
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FAST FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 302

When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures ...
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Elgato HD60 S+ Capture Card Review: Good But Still Pain In The Ass

Streaming video games is another dumb and fruitless hobby that I have. It's consistently a pain in the ass if you want to do anything like add overlays and a camera with a green screen. You need a capable PC to do this. Your stream will look like pixel vomit ...
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STORMING THE CAPITOL – RED EYE REPORT 301

In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn't the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the ...
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Xbox Series X Review

I've had the Xbox Series X for a little under 2 weeks, and I'm ready to give my honest to goodness review of Microsoft's new console. First of all, it was a complete pain in the ass to get this console in 2020. I tried to purchase one on 4 ...
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VR is Perfect for Non-Gamers

I am a gamer. I spend a lot of my free time playing video games, looking at game magazines, websites, and performing all the other fuckoff activities that gamers tend to do. For all of my nerd brethren out there, you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you can't ...
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BEST OF 2020 – RED EYE REPORT 300

Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we're still suckin'! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery! ...
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BROTHAS IN WARTIME – RED EYE REPORT 299

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy shares stories of black Americans and their contributions during wartime. Also in the show, Mistic now loves the Bee Gees, and never, never, NEVER mess with the staff at Country Kitchen! ...
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PRODIGIES – RED EYE REPORT 298

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren't prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone ...
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DE-TRANS COMMUNITY – RED EYE REPORT 297

After 10 years of a 3,200% rise in children who believe they are transgender, there is also a growing community of teens and young adults wishing to de-transition. Also on the show, Mistic goes on about some honky tonk strippers, and Teddy makes a case for less death threats ...
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HUNTER-GATHERERS – RED EYE REPORT 296

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off ...
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CASH BAIL SYSTEM – RED EYE REPORT 295

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy breaks down the cash bail system. Is this system dooming people to fail? How can we fix it? Who can be a bounty hunter? Also in the show, Oracle reviews Assassin's Creed: Valhalla and Mistic bitches about trainers ...
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LARPING – RED EYE REPORT 294

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Live Action Role Playing or LARPing. People really get into this shit! The gang hatches a plan to out LARP the LARPers. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Watch Dogs: Legion and Ashtray breaks down how the U.S. got ...
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SPACE UPDATES – RED EYE REPORT 293

This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty ...
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TRAITORS – RED EYE REPORT 292

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still ...
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VIDEO GAME MODDING – RED EYE REPORT 291

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle nerds out on video game mods. Who makes these things, why are they so cool, and are they good or bad for the video game ecosystem? (Spoiler alert: they're really good) Also in the show, Teddy shares his hilarious experience of ...
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BIGGEST LOSERS – RED EYE REPORT 290

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn't quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of ...
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QANON – RED EYE REPORT 289

In tonight's episode of The Red Eye Report we’re going way down the rabbit’s butthole, looking for Q drops and Bread Crumbs. All to try and understand Qanon - not cause we’re rabbit perverts … except maybe Oracle. Also on the show, Microsoft plays the old carney switcheroo with the ...
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INTERESTING ORIGINS – RED EYE REPORT 288

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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PROTESTING PROTESTS – RED EYE REPORT 287

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk protests. Why has the line between looters and protesters been blurred in the media? Also in the show, Teddy makes it clear that he wants to be the black representative of all protesting and police reform in this country (just ...
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DOMESTIC TERRORISTS – RED EYE REPORT 286

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss who gets labeled a domestic terrorist and why? Oracle salivates over the majestic and mysterious PS5. And my god, how could they have possibly screwed up Chuckie so bad! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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PHONE PHREAKERS – RED EYE REPORT 285

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands ...
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VIRTUAL REALITY – RED EYE REPORT 284

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about the history of VR, what's available now, and cool VR tech on the horizon. Is VR going to finally break through to the mainstream? Also in the show, crazies and QAnon, Yale yanks the ying yangs, and Mistic ...
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RELIABLE INFO – RED EYE REPORT 283

Teddy tells us where to find reliable information. Yeah, we're in trouble. Also in this episode: the white people can't stop talking about blowing shit up and dolphin rape, Teddy breaks out his mega nerd card with Minecraft Dungeons, and Ashtray plays his cancer survivor card.   ...
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