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EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE EQUITY COUNCIL – RED EYE REPORT 281

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we break down what the hell happened at Evergreen State College in 2018. Also in the show, Ashtray shouts down the only black man on the cast, who also happens to be absolutely shitfaced, and Mistic gives us his best Robert Stack ...
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ELECTROMAGNETISM – RED EYE REPORT 280

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We've got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us ...
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LGBTQ+ RIGHTS – RED EYE REPORT 279

The completely socially inept gang at the Red Eye Report take on a discussion about LGBTQ+ rights. Ashtray somehow manages to talk about silver bullion and Teddy goes off on indecisive customers ...
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BLACK LIVES MATTER – RED EYE REPORT 278

We're living in unprecedented times. Mistic leads our Black Lives Matter discussion. Also in this episode, Oracle nerds out on VR, Teddy pledges his disallegience to Allegient Airlines, and Ashtray bitches about the term "Defund the Police." ...
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DUST BOWL – RED EYE REPORT 277

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, old uncle Ashtray gives us the skinny on the Dust Bowl in the U.S. You'll learn how it started, how it ended, and most importantly, how they got rid of all those waskily wabbits ...
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TRIAL BY MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 276

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Trial by Media, the new docuseries on Netflix. The first episode of the show deals with the Jonathon Schmitz case where he had a rather embarrassing moment on the Jenny Jones show and ended up killing someone over it. Also ...
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STREAMING – RED EYE REPORT 275

We're talking streaming on this episode of the Red Eye Report. How big has the industry gotten in recent years? How about during the COVID-19 outbreak. We let you know. Also on the show, Ashtray guzzles an ungodly amount of gas station everclear. What could go wrong? ...
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ESPORTS – RED EYE REPORT 274

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss eSports, we prepare a delicious meal for our listener’s refined pallets, and as usual, we piss Oracle off by insulting his chosen profession ...
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MT GOX IMPLODES – RED EYE REPORT 273

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about what happens when you put a Magic the Gathering nerd in charge of billions of dollars. We make fun of Teddy's electric lawnmower. And finally, Mistic get's uppity ...
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GOOD DEEDS – RED EYE REPORT 272

All the negative news got you down? We're here to help! ...
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QUARANTINE LIFE – RED EYE REPORT 271

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about that quarantine life. Are you crazy yet! ...
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PRICE GOUGING – RED EYE REPORT 270

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Price Gouging. We covet small woodland creatures. And as usual, we fuck it all up ...
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THE ECONOMIC DOOM LOOP – RED EYE REPORT 269

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray finally cashes in on his Economic Doom Loop predictions. It's only been 5 years, but well, here we are. Mistic is getting hazard pay, so he's buying fried chicken for everyone, and Ashtray proves that he's absolutely incapable of surviving without ...
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CORONAVIRUS…HOLY SHIT! – RED EYE REPORT 268

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re checking in on the world. Coronavirus...holy shit! So where we going with all this? Is the media’s reaction overblown? You stocking up on toilet paper? We talk about our first big week in corona land ...
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DAUGHTERS OF THE CONFEDERACY – RED EYE REPORT 267

Teddy breaks down the United Daughters of the Confederacy and reveals he's a plebe when it comes to fast food breakfast. Ashtray steals your woman's heart at the local honky tonk. And Oracle loses it in the Aldi checkout lane ...
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STRATEGY GAMES – RED EYE REPORT 266

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss strategy games. We strategize on how to not go to prison for manslaughter, and as usual, we end up just blaming the black guy ...
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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE – RED EYE REPORT 265

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Domestic Violence. That age old spontaneous boxing match where the only prizes are a ride to the jailhouse for the winner, and PTSD for the loser ...
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QUARANTINES – RED EYE REPORT 264

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss quarantines ...
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SLAVE REVOLTS – RED EYE REPORT 263

Teddy cries out for a race war and the death of all white people in this one. Just kidding. We do learn about some slave revolts though and listen to Mistic bitch about Space Force uniforms ...
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US – RED EYE REPORT 262

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the movie US. We burn ants with a magnifying glass and as usual, we pump up the jams. Us is about a family who gets attacked at their beach house. Here at the RER, were also a family. We may ...
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CHINA’S FORCED ORGAN HARVEST – RED EYE REPORT 261

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss China’s forced organ harvesting. A story so hard to believe and so underreported that only the unbelievably impaired daredevils of The Red Eye Report can bring it to you ...
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FERAL PIGS – RED EYE REPORT 260

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about feral pigs, Ashtray shares a weirdo hipster gymnast story, and Mistic salivates ...
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SPORTS BETTING – RED EYE REPORT 258

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss sports betting, Teddy gets wild over Wheel of Fortune, and the gang loses all of their money ...
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KRATOM – RED EYE REPORT 257

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Kratom. An herbal powder that is not in the mainstream, and taste like shit. Much like Flesh God Apocalypse 😉 ...
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UFOs REBRANDED – RED EYE REPORT 256

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about UFOs, specifically, the rebranding of UFOs to UAPs or Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Change is in the air and the government is changing their tune on these sightings. What’s going on? ...
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COOKING – RED EYE REPORT 255

This week on the Red Eye Report we talked about cooking, we go on a voyage of self-enlightenment, and we listen to mistic be a salty bastard about everything ...
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TELEMARKETING – RED EYE REPORT 254

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Telemarketing. We plan a raid on a sorority for some panties and as usual, Ashtray makes it weird ...
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BLOODSHED ON BLACK WALL STREET – RED EYE REPORT 253

This week on the Red Eye Report we’re talking about Wall Street. But not Whitey's Wall Street, but Black Wall Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Never heard of it? Well, that’s because Whitey tried to burn it off the whole damn map! ...
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HUMAN EVOLUTION – RED EYE REPORT 252

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Human Evolution. Where did we come from and how many Neanderthals did we fuck to get here? Judging by the faces of my co-hosts, I’d say the answer is a lot. Ashtray’s been known to blackout and rummage through ...
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COMPETITIVE EATING – RED EYE REPORT 251

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about competitive eating, we listen to Ashtray ramble on about some bullshit, and we ridicule Ashtray's bad competitive eating jokes about Mistic. With us this week is the Mistic. Mistic has been a competitive eater all his life... The only ...
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MEAT – RED EYE REPORT 250

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Meat. We figure out that Ashtray has a much more sinister side than previously thought. And as usual, we do the bare minimum. With me this week is the Meat pimp Ashtray. For months now, every Sunday, Ashtray has been ...
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DEEPWATER HORIZON – RED EYE REPORT 249

This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Deepwater Horizon. That record-breaking drill rig that set world records for drilling the deepest well, and later spilling the most oil! ...
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SKIN – RED EYE REPORT 248

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we’re talking about skin. I know. I know. You’ve been waiting for this topic since we launched the show in 2012. We got you! With me this week is Mistic. Scientists say that your skin weighs about 15 percent of your body ...
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OBESITY – RED EYE REPORT 247

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about obesity, we listen to Ashtray babble on about some bullshit, and we learn that we're all fat asses. With us tonight is fat ass ashtray. Ashtray is probably the smallest fat-ass among us all but he is the biggest ...
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CIVIL COMMITMENT – RED EYE REPORT 246

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss getting locked up, we make sweet love to a thirteen inch Sony Trinatrizzle, and as usual, we put five on it. With me this week is the soot-covered Ashtray. Ashtray was committed to a mental institution 12 times in his ...
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WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS! – RED EYE REPORT 245

This week on the Red Eye Report we are talking about a common pain in the ass. A pain in the ass that everyone has, but only 50% of the population has to pay for. No, we’re not talking about taxes -- We’re talking about HEMORRHOIDS! We’re jumping the shark ...
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HATS – RED EYE REPORT 244

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about hats. How long have hats been around? What were some of the weirdest hats over the years? We’ll answer those questions and more. With me this week is Top Hat Teddy. Quick question. What’s the difference between a white ...
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GAMBLING – RED EYE REPORT 243

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about gambling, we listen to Ashtray ramble about some bullshit, and we worry about the fate of a nigga in the woods ...
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SOCIAL MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 242

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss social media, we listen to Teddy blab about thinking he’s cool, and as usual, we farm out the heavy lifting to an Indian telemarketing firm. Take it away Donald. With me this week is the all-seeing oracle. Oracle likes social ...
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FIREWORKS – RED EYE REPORT 241

In tonight’s episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about fireworks. It’s so damn hot out tonight. Everything is hot. There’s Mistic, our hot fat dude. Teddy, our hot black dude. Oracle, our hot East coast starving poet dude. And myself, Ashtray our hot drunk trippin’ on shrooms dude ...
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SPORTSMANSHIP – RED EYE REPORT 240

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about sportsmanship and make fun of Ashtray's mom. Actually, we make fun of everyone's mom. And we give props to me because I'm fucking awesome. With me this week is the Mistic. Mistic is also awesome because we are both ...
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IMPEACHMENT – RED EYE REPORT 239

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Impeachment, we fire off misguided attacks on minorities that have no way of defending themselves. And as usual, we put pride into our work, by winking during the money shot. With me this week is the fluffy Teddy Bear. Teddy ...
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ENERGY DRINKS – RED EYE REPORT 238

This week on the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about ENERGY DRINKS! Red Bull, Monster, RockStar, Four Loko, 5-Hour Energy, Bawls, Crunk, Jolt Cola, Sparks, Venom Energy, NOS, and don’t forget Beaver Buzz - just to name a few. With us tonight we have the all seeing, little understanding, Oracle ...
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DEEPFAKES – RED EYE REPORT 237

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss DeepFakes, or the burgeoning ability to fake video and audio using computer algorithms. Are we fucked? We’ll tell you about it and you can be the judge. With me this week is Artificial Ashtray. Y’know the fucked up information dystopia ...
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HOT DIGGITY DOGS – RED EYE REPORT 236

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about dogs, we listen to Mistic rant about something, and as usual, we all give Ashtray shit. Speaking of Ashtray, he's with us this week. You all don't know this, but he's generally never on time, and we always have ...
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Scraps of ISIS

SCRAPS OF ISIS – RED EYE REPORT 234

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re gonna update you about them evil sumbitches we first told you about years ago: ISIS - or Dash, as our Middle Eastern listeners would call them. Or Cray-Cray, as the former bad boys Al Qaeda have called them. First off we have Oracle ...
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RER Talks Memory

MEMORY – RED EYE REPORT 233

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we discuss memory. What do we know about making memories? How can we improve our memory? How good is your memory? With me is Ashtray. He’s got a terrible memory. He can’t remember jack shit. it’s like 5,000 first dates with this guy at ...
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RER Talks Cheaters

CHEATERS – RED EYE REPORT 232

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talked about cheaters, we tried to pry Oracle back to the real world for the road of VR and as always cuss a whole goddamn lot. With us tonight is Ashtray. Ashtray's a little testy tonight because he doesn't appreciate me ...
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