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ASTRAL PROJECTION – RED EYE REPORT 312

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Astral Projection. The U.S. government spent millions of dollars studying this phenomenon and had psychic soldiers. Is it legit? We get super high and bring the heat. Also in the show, we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Ashtray tells us a ...
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MARIJUANAS – RED EYE REPORT 311

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get high as shit and try to talk about marijuana. Also in the show, Ashtray and Oracle crash the Hilton and Mistic can't catch a break with his glitcy-ass phone. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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HALLUCINOGENS – RED EYE REPORT 310

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a trip down the Hallucinogen Highway. Also in the show, Oracle has a new totally lame game that he's in love with, and Teddy can't get enough of fat people on airplanes. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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HELA CELLS OF HENRIETTA LACKS – RED EYE REPORT 309

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the unstoppable HeLa cells of Henrietta Lacks. These human cells have been multiplying on their own since 1951 and have since spread around the globe. Ashtray breaks it down for us. Also in the show, Mistic and Oracle reveal ...
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MONGOL EMPIRE – RED EYE REPORT 308

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending ...
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PIRATES – RED EYE REPORT 307

Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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EVERYTHING GAY – RED EYE REPORT 306

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex...or is this the dream? ...
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PROJECT AZORIAN – RED EYE REPORT 305

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA's crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 ...
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Real VR Fishing

Real VR Fishing Review – Killer Catch

VR is in a unique position in gaming. It's truly novel for many users. Long gone are the days of marveling at mouselook in a first person shooter or crying in jubilation at the sound of your dial up modem connecting to a friend and the possibilities of online multiplayer ...
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SUPERSTITIONS – RED EYE REPORT 304

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about superstitions. Where do they come from? Why are we afraid of breaking mirrors or spilling salt. Some of the origins might surprise you. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Real VR Fishing for the Oculus Quest, and Ashtray shares ...
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BUSINESS OF WEDDINGS – RED EYE REPORT 303

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the business of weddings. Where did wedding rings come from? Why do we wear them on our ring fingers? What is the average cost of a wedding nowadays. We answer these questions and more. Also in the show, Teddy ...
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Improve Assassin’s Creed Valhalla With These Settings

Assassin's Creed Valhalla is the third AC game since a major overhaul of the series starting with Assassin's Creed Origins in 2017. I found Origins to have an impressive and dynamic open world with a decent story. The follow-up to that game, Assassin's Creed Odyssey which released in 2018, was ...
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FAST FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 302

When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures ...
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Elgato HD60 S+ Capture Card Review: Good But Still Pain In The Ass

Streaming video games is another dumb and fruitless hobby that I have. It's consistently a pain in the ass if you want to do anything like add overlays and a camera with a green screen. You need a capable PC to do this. Your stream will look like pixel vomit ...
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STORMING THE CAPITOL – RED EYE REPORT 301

In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn't the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the ...
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Xbox Series X Review

I've had the Xbox Series X for a little under 2 weeks, and I'm ready to give my honest to goodness review of Microsoft's new console. First of all, it was a complete pain in the ass to get this console in 2020. I tried to purchase one on 4 ...
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VR is Perfect for Non-Gamers

I am a gamer. I spend a lot of my free time playing video games, looking at game magazines, websites, and performing all the other fuckoff activities that gamers tend to do. For all of my nerd brethren out there, you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you can't ...
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BEST OF 2020 – RED EYE REPORT 300

Not everything this year has sucked balls! The RER might suck balls, but after 300 episodes and 8 years, we're still suckin'! Join us in this night of recollection and debauchery! ...
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BROTHAS IN WARTIME – RED EYE REPORT 299

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy shares stories of black Americans and their contributions during wartime. Also in the show, Mistic now loves the Bee Gees, and never, never, NEVER mess with the staff at Country Kitchen! ...
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PRODIGIES – RED EYE REPORT 298

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic laments about how his kids aren't prodigies. Also in the show, Ashtray whore himself out on OnlyFans.com and Teddy brags about his ridiculously expensive phone ...
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DE-TRANS COMMUNITY – RED EYE REPORT 297

After 10 years of a 3,200% rise in children who believe they are transgender, there is also a growing community of teens and young adults wishing to de-transition. Also on the show, Mistic goes on about some honky tonk strippers, and Teddy makes a case for less death threats ...
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HUNTER-GATHERERS – RED EYE REPORT 296

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about our ancient hunter gatherer origins. Humans were hunter gatherers for 99% of our history! Also in the show, we look at some hilariously shitty Christmas trees, and Ashtray and Teddy have a booze off ...
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CASH BAIL SYSTEM – RED EYE REPORT 295

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy breaks down the cash bail system. Is this system dooming people to fail? How can we fix it? Who can be a bounty hunter? Also in the show, Oracle reviews Assassin's Creed: Valhalla and Mistic bitches about trainers ...
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LARPING – RED EYE REPORT 294

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Live Action Role Playing or LARPing. People really get into this shit! The gang hatches a plan to out LARP the LARPers. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Watch Dogs: Legion and Ashtray breaks down how the U.S. got ...
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SPACE UPDATES – RED EYE REPORT 293

This week on the Red Eye Report, shit is getting too real on Earth, so we turn our eyes to heavens. What the hell is new with space these days. Turns out a lot! Also in the show, the U.S. Postal Service kicks some ass and gets Teddy his smutty ...
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TRAITORS – RED EYE REPORT 292

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, listen to Teddy ramble on about notorious traitors throughout history. Also in the show, Rudy G is caught with his hands down his pants, Apple forces Santa Clause to perform a murder suicide on Charlie Brown and the gang, and Mistic still ...
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VIDEO GAME MODDING – RED EYE REPORT 291

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle nerds out on video game mods. Who makes these things, why are they so cool, and are they good or bad for the video game ecosystem? (Spoiler alert: they're really good) Also in the show, Teddy shares his hilarious experience of ...
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BIGGEST LOSERS – RED EYE REPORT 290

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss people that just couldn't quit when they were ahead and lost everything as a result. Also on the show, Oracle outs himself as a Limp Bizkit fan, Teddy outs himself as a militant, and the gang confirms the existence of ...
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QANON – RED EYE REPORT 289

In tonight's episode of The Red Eye Report we’re going way down the rabbit’s butthole, looking for Q drops and Bread Crumbs. All to try and understand Qanon - not cause we’re rabbit perverts … except maybe Oracle. Also on the show, Microsoft plays the old carney switcheroo with the ...
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INTERESTING ORIGINS – RED EYE REPORT 288

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle reveals the bizarre and often humble origins of products, companies, and other inventions. Also on the show, Teddy is blinded by rage by Square Enix and Final Fantasy and Ashtray is blinded by his naked mother. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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PROTESTING PROTESTS – RED EYE REPORT 287

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk protests. Why has the line between looters and protesters been blurred in the media? Also in the show, Teddy makes it clear that he wants to be the black representative of all protesting and police reform in this country (just ...
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DOMESTIC TERRORISTS – RED EYE REPORT 286

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss who gets labeled a domestic terrorist and why? Oracle salivates over the majestic and mysterious PS5. And my god, how could they have possibly screwed up Chuckie so bad! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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PHONE PHREAKERS – RED EYE REPORT 285

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Phone Phreaking—phone hacking before it was cool to hack the web. Also on the show, Ashtray shares some wack-ass video about committing suicide, Teddy bitches about old-ass boxers, and Oracle bitches about not having new technology is his hands ...
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VIRTUAL REALITY – RED EYE REPORT 284

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle tells us about the history of VR, what's available now, and cool VR tech on the horizon. Is VR going to finally break through to the mainstream? Also in the show, crazies and QAnon, Yale yanks the ying yangs, and Mistic ...
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RELIABLE INFO – RED EYE REPORT 283

Teddy tells us where to find reliable information. Yeah, we're in trouble. Also in this episode: the white people can't stop talking about blowing shit up and dolphin rape, Teddy breaks out his mega nerd card with Minecraft Dungeons, and Ashtray plays his cancer survivor card.   ...
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SPORTS REVENUE – RED EYE REPORT 282

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Sports. More precisely, the impact they have on communities. Speaking of communities, Ashtray belongs to a few notable ones. The hipster coalition of Menona, Albino Nihilists of America and of course, the southern Wisconsin chapter of Squirrel jackers united ...
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EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE EQUITY COUNCIL – RED EYE REPORT 281

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we break down what the hell happened at Evergreen State College in 2018. Also in the show, Ashtray shouts down the only black man on the cast, who also happens to be absolutely shitfaced, and Mistic gives us his best Robert Stack ...
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ELECTROMAGNETISM – RED EYE REPORT 280

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Oracle breaks down magnets. Want to buy a magnet that can mangle the fingers of your small children? We've got you covered! It turns out, the biggest magnet, the Earth, is getting a little shifty! Also on the show, Ashtray reminds us ...
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LGBTQ+ RIGHTS – RED EYE REPORT 279

The completely socially inept gang at the Red Eye Report take on a discussion about LGBTQ+ rights. Ashtray somehow manages to talk about silver bullion and Teddy goes off on indecisive customers ...
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BLACK LIVES MATTER – RED EYE REPORT 278

We're living in unprecedented times. Mistic leads our Black Lives Matter discussion. Also in this episode, Oracle nerds out on VR, Teddy pledges his disallegience to Allegient Airlines, and Ashtray bitches about the term "Defund the Police." ...
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DUST BOWL – RED EYE REPORT 277

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, old uncle Ashtray gives us the skinny on the Dust Bowl in the U.S. You'll learn how it started, how it ended, and most importantly, how they got rid of all those waskily wabbits ...
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TRIAL BY MEDIA – RED EYE REPORT 276

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Trial by Media, the new docuseries on Netflix. The first episode of the show deals with the Jonathon Schmitz case where he had a rather embarrassing moment on the Jenny Jones show and ended up killing someone over it. Also ...
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STREAMING – RED EYE REPORT 275

We're talking streaming on this episode of the Red Eye Report. How big has the industry gotten in recent years? How about during the COVID-19 outbreak. We let you know. Also on the show, Ashtray guzzles an ungodly amount of gas station everclear. What could go wrong? ...
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ESPORTS – RED EYE REPORT 274

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss eSports, we prepare a delicious meal for our listener’s refined pallets, and as usual, we piss Oracle off by insulting his chosen profession ...
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MT GOX IMPLODES – RED EYE REPORT 273

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about what happens when you put a Magic the Gathering nerd in charge of billions of dollars. We make fun of Teddy's electric lawnmower. And finally, Mistic get's uppity ...
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GOOD DEEDS – RED EYE REPORT 272

All the negative news got you down? We're here to help! ...
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QUARANTINE LIFE – RED EYE REPORT 271

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about that quarantine life. Are you crazy yet! ...
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PRICE GOUGING – RED EYE REPORT 270

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Price Gouging. We covet small woodland creatures. And as usual, we fuck it all up ...
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THE ECONOMIC DOOM LOOP – RED EYE REPORT 269

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray finally cashes in on his Economic Doom Loop predictions. It's only been 5 years, but well, here we are. Mistic is getting hazard pay, so he's buying fried chicken for everyone, and Ashtray proves that he's absolutely incapable of surviving without ...
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CORONAVIRUS…HOLY SHIT! – RED EYE REPORT 268

Tonight on the Red Eye Report, we’re checking in on the world. Coronavirus...holy shit! So where we going with all this? Is the media’s reaction overblown? You stocking up on toilet paper? We talk about our first big week in corona land ...
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