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A Bloodhound Named Tulip Made theHunter: Call of the Wild Bloody Brilliant for Me

I tried theHunter: Call of the Wild when it was on Xbox Game Pass a few years ago. I enjoyed the game moderately at that time, but there was a steep learning curve, and the game was obtuse enough to cause me to fall off. When theHunter: Call of the ...
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Exo One Review

Occasionally, I will encounter an exemplary piece of art that reminds me just how extraordinary human beings and their capacity for creative expression are. These pieces of art can be music, film, sculpture, and yes, our beloved video games. Exo One is a work of art that I would recommend ...
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NIKOLA MOTORS – RED EYE REPORT 334

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Nikola Motors. Remember those guys? There's a reason why you haven't heard about this company in a little bit. The story behind it all is insane. Also in the show, Teddy gives his take on the new Netflix movie ...
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Forza Horizon 5 Wheel Settings

The Forza Horizon 5 wheel settings are horrific out of the box. This is a bummer for such an outstanding game otherwise. Don't worry though, I've got you covered. These settings should smooth things out considerably and cut down on that insane wheel oscillation. Go into your advanced controls with ...
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GREAT LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA – RER 332

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Great Library of Alexandria. Just how influential was this place, and how did it come to an end? We review Dune, Forza Horizon 5, Werewolves Within, and bicker like a bunch of angry geese. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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Forza Horizon 5 Review: Not Bulletproof

Ouch! You’ve probably seen the many reviews for Forza Horizon 5 floating around recently. Big surprise, it’s getting 9s and 10s all around and being hailed as the best open world racing game. It’s already the largest Xbox Game Studios release. Forza Horizon 5 is a slam dunk. I agree ...
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Dune Shield Rules Explained

Dune Shield Rules Full disclosure here, I will be discussing various scenes from the new Dune movie. If you don’t want any spoilers, run away! Okay…I’ve never read any of the Dune books, and I haven’t watched the original Dune movie, so beyond a cool looking trailer for the new ...
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Werewolves Within Review

Werewolves Within Werewolves within is an indie horror/comedy movie released in 2021. It follows the residents of a small Vermont town as they are attacked by Werewolves, during a snow storm. The movie’s an adaptation of an Ubisoft game released in 2016. The movie stars Sam Richardson as the towns ...
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Great Library of Alexandria Discovery Tour

A discovery tour of the Great Library of Alexandria from Assassin's Creed Origins. Check out our Great Library of Alexandria episode for more details regarding this incredibly influential place in human history. You'll find the transcript from the Discover Tour Below. Great Library of Alexandria Discovery Tour Welcome to The ...
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I Finally Gave Prey the Time It Deserves

Some of the most enduring gaming memories I have come from the immersive sim genre. I got to experience such greats as System Shock 2 and Deus Ex on PC when they came out. The Bioshock games make my list for sure. I remember having a lot of fun playing ...
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Dune Review

”Dune” is an adaptation of Frank Herbert’s book of the same name. The movie follows “Paul Atreides”, the son of a Noble family. The Atreides family is tasked with protecting the most valuable thing in the Universe, Spice. Spice is an element that exists on the planet Arrakis. This element ...
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Midnight Mass Review

Midnight Mass is a seven part miniseries distributed by Netflix and created  by Mike Flanagan. Mike Flanagan also created Doctor Sleep, Haunting of Hill House and Hush, among others. Midnight Mass follows a community of people living in an isolated island town. A young, charismatic priest arrives. Shortly after, the ...
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METROIDVANIA MANIA – RED EYE REPORT 331

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metroidvanias and where they came from. Teddy reviews Metroid Dread, Oracle talks about Assassin's Creed: Wrath of the Druids, and we watch a French prostate removal video. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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Into the Pit Review

Into the Pit Review Into the Pit by Nullpointer Games looked awesome when I first saw a trailer. You’re running around with magic shards shooting out of your hands like they’re gatling guns. The action is wicked fast, and the colors are vibrant. The enemies are metal as hell. The ...
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Wrath of the Druids Review

I enjoyed core Assassin’s Creed Valhalla immensely, but by the end of the game I had lopped off one too many heads, dive kicked one too many bears, and Ubisoft had thrown too much incomprehensible Animus bullshit at me that I needed to take a hiatus from Valhalla. Several months ...
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Far Cry 3 vs Far Cry 6

Hey guys, this is Oracle from the Red Eye Report. Far Cry 6 came out recently. I played through it, and I found the game to be incredibly tedious and uneven story wise. Something kept bothering me. Far Cry 6 plays well. Combat is a smooth experience. Ubisoft has built ...
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DRUG SMUGGLING RACER – RED EYE REPORT 330

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Randy Lanier, the drug smuggling racer. This story is batshit crazy. Also on the show, Mistic reviews Midnight Mass on Netflix, Teddy gives us his take on Back 4 Blood, and Oracle weighs in on Far Cry 6. Download the ...
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Far Cry 6 Review: None of This Really Matters Edition

Far Cry 6 has a lot going for it. The island nation that you spend the game liberating is huge and gorgeous. All that real estate doesn’t go to waste either. Around every corner, through every mountainous path, on every beach, there is something to look at or do. You ...
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MISSING WHITE WOMAN SYNDROME – RED EYE REPORT 329

Why do we get so obsessed about missing white women and how disproportionate is the coverage? You might be surprised...or not. Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about idea guys on the spectrum, and Mistic tells us about a cool new car show. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES – RED EYE REPORT 328

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Mysterious Disappearances. Some of these are weird! Also on the show, Mistic tells us about Malignant, Teddy WarioWare, and we make fun of Ashtray's obsession with the Met Gala. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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FRIENDS AND FAMILY – RED EYE REPORT 327

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Teddy and the gang bullshit about his wedding, Oracle realizes that he likes Star Trek, Mistic becomes a vampire, and Teddy outs his literotica fetish. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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SUBTERFUGE – RED EYE REPORT 326

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Subterfuge, specifically military deception throughout history. Also in this show, Oracle discovers fish tacos and Ashtray learns some new tricks. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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PERSONAL TRANSPORTERS – RED EYE REPORT 325

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Personal Transporters. What the fuck is a personal transporter, you ask? A Segway is one. It turns out electric scooters and other bullshit to take out world champion runners has been around for the past 100 years! And in 2021, ...
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CORPSE MEDICINE – RED EYE REPORT 324

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Corpse Medicine. What is corpse medicine you say? Well, it's the practice of grinding up dead people or parts of dead people and using it for medicine! This practice was WAY more prolific than many people realize. We'll give ...
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SEMINOLES – RED EYE REPORT 323

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Seminoles. These fuckers were badass! Also in the show, Oracle gushes semen while reviewing F1 2021 and Ashtray gushes about how he got ripped off by his mechanic. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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MUSIC VIDEOS – RED EYE REPORT 322

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music Videos. Where did they come from? What were the most expensive ones ever made? We answer those questions and more. Also in the show, Ashtray eats the asses of many a beach goer, and Teddy just wants them to ...
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ASSASSINATION ALL STARS – RED EYE REPORT 321

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the recent assassination of Haiti's president, Jovenel Moïse. Ashtray breaks down other high-profile assassinations throughout history. Also in the show, Mistic discovers the wonders of learning, and Oracle rage quits technical support. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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ENGINEERING DISASTERS – RED EYE REPORT 320

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Engineering Disasters in the wake of the Surfside, FL condo building collapse. Where have been some other notable engineering disasters throughout history? What happens when the engineers come in hung over? Fucking Titanic. Also in the show, Oracle nerds ...
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LIQUOR – RED EYE REPORT 319

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about booze. What are the origin stories of our favorite boozes? Also in the show, blackout stories and meandering belligerence. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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ZOMBIES – RED EYE REPORT 318

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we're talking Zombies. Where does the concept of the zombie come from? Would you fuck a zombie? We get high as shit and probably don't answer your questions. Also in the show, Ashtray fires up the meat raffle and Mistic runs for ...
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ADVENTURES WITH UNCLE ASHTRAY – RED EYE REPORT 317

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray tells us a story about stealing wire from a construction site with a couple crackheads. Also in the show, Teddy finally gets on the VR bandwagon and Oracle commits mattresside. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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OPIOID CRISIS – RED EYE REPORT 316

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Opioid Crisis. The gang is high and drunk as shit as they try to recap the new HBO documentary "The Crime of Century." Also on the show, BUTTFUCKER 3000 and murder suicides. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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Earth Theories

HOLLOW AND FLAT EARTH – RED EYE REPORT 315

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hollow and Flat Earth theories. How the hell do people believe this stuff? Teddy breaks down the theories for us. Also in the show, Mistic's love/hate relationship with Christopher Nolan, an Army recruit hijacks a school bus full of kids, ...
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FORGERY – RED EYE REPORT 314

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Forgery. Who creates forgeries and what do they make? You wouldn't believe how much money some of this stuff goes for. Also in the show, we get high as shit on edibles and review the new Mortal Kombat movie, ...
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FASTING – RED EYE REPORT 313

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Fasting. What are the benefits of not stuffing your pie hole constantly? Our resident fasting expert Ashtray breaks it down. Also in the show: VR, killer Mormons, and baseball. Batter up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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ASTRAL PROJECTION – RED EYE REPORT 312

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Astral Projection. The U.S. government spent millions of dollars studying this phenomenon and had psychic soldiers. Is it legit? We get super high and bring the heat. Also in the show, we review Godzilla vs. Kong, Ashtray tells us a ...
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MARIJUANAS – RED EYE REPORT 311

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get high as shit and try to talk about marijuana. Also in the show, Ashtray and Oracle crash the Hilton and Mistic can't catch a break with his glitcy-ass phone. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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HALLUCINOGENS – RED EYE REPORT 310

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a trip down the Hallucinogen Highway. Also in the show, Oracle has a new totally lame game that he's in love with, and Teddy can't get enough of fat people on airplanes. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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HELA CELLS OF HENRIETTA LACKS – RED EYE REPORT 309

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about the unstoppable HeLa cells of Henrietta Lacks. These human cells have been multiplying on their own since 1951 and have since spread around the globe. Ashtray breaks it down for us. Also in the show, Mistic and Oracle reveal ...
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MONGOL EMPIRE – RED EYE REPORT 308

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we’re talking about the Mongol Empire. These motherfuckers accomplished a lot in the 13th century. How did they do it? Also in the show, Teddy makes some potent-ass infused oil, Ashtray cuts off an emotional sponge, and Oracle cries about the ending ...
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PIRATES – RED EYE REPORT 307

Argh matey! Teddy leads us on a haze obscured journey through pirate history. Also on the show, Oracle gets into the air fryer game and Mistic hits us with some software woes with a hint of Cobra Kai. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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EVERYTHING GAY – RED EYE REPORT 306

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we get super high, and Mistic tells us some rando facts about gay people throughout history. Also in the show, Teddy crushes on Master Ken, and Ashtray tells us about his about a weirdo dream involving his ex...or is this the dream? ...
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PROJECT AZORIAN – RED EYE REPORT 305

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Project Azorian—the CIA's crazy mission to recover a lost Soviet ballistic missile submarine during the 70s. Also in the show, Oracle becomes a pothead after being on RER for 8 years (took him long enough), Ashtray dumpster dives for Covid-19 ...
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Real VR Fishing

Real VR Fishing Review – Killer Catch

VR is in a unique position in gaming. It's truly novel for many users. Long gone are the days of marveling at mouselook in a first person shooter or crying in jubilation at the sound of your dial up modem connecting to a friend and the possibilities of online multiplayer ...
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SUPERSTITIONS – RED EYE REPORT 304

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about superstitions. Where do they come from? Why are we afraid of breaking mirrors or spilling salt. Some of the origins might surprise you. Also in the show, Oracle reviews Real VR Fishing for the Oculus Quest, and Ashtray shares ...
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BUSINESS OF WEDDINGS – RED EYE REPORT 303

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the business of weddings. Where did wedding rings come from? Why do we wear them on our ring fingers? What is the average cost of a wedding nowadays. We answer these questions and more. Also in the show, Teddy ...
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Improve Assassin’s Creed Valhalla With These Settings

Assassin's Creed Valhalla is the third AC game since a major overhaul of the series starting with Assassin's Creed Origins in 2017. I found Origins to have an impressive and dynamic open world with a decent story. The follow-up to that game, Assassin's Creed Odyssey which released in 2018, was ...
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FAST FOOD – RED EYE REPORT 302

When did fast food come onto the scene in this country? What are the top fast food chains out there? How do you avoid getting a pube-stuffed burger? We answer these questions and more on this episode of the Red Eye Report! Also in the show, Mistic talks CBDa tinctures ...
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Elgato HD60 S+ Capture Card Review: Good But Still Pain In The Ass

Streaming video games is another dumb and fruitless hobby that I have. It's consistently a pain in the ass if you want to do anything like add overlays and a camera with a green screen. You need a capable PC to do this. Your stream will look like pixel vomit ...
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STORMING THE CAPITOL – RED EYE REPORT 301

In this episode we talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol that took place on January 6, 2021. Where the hell are we going with all of this? Turns out, this isn't the first time the capitol has been stormed. Also on the show, Oracle shares some of the ...
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