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MEMES – RER 364

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about memes. Where did these ubiquitous pieces of contemporary culture come from? How long have we been meming? What were the most influential memes? We’ll answer those questions and more. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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NUDITY IN VIDEO GAMES – RER 363

We're not done with nudes! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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NOODY TIME – RER 362

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the culture around cam girls, strippers, and general noody time. Also in the show, Oracle finds his first geocache, and Ashtray drops some truth on BlackRock. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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FUNCTIONAL/DYSFUNCTIONAL AMERICA – RER 361

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the functional/dysfunctional aspects of American society. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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SLUMS – RED EYE REPORT 360

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about slums. No, we’re not talking about slumming it up with Ashtray’s mom, we’re looking at one of the largest habitation chunks on the planet…to the tune of one billion people worldwide. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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TRANSRACIAL IDENTITY – RER 359

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about people who identify as another race…yes you heard me we see what stupid shit white people are up to now. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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HARD GAMES – RER 358

What are the hardest games you have played...that you actually enjoyed? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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BORED APE NAZI CLUB – RER 357

Ashtray takes us on a deep dive into NFTs. The troll level on some of this stuff is phenomenal.  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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AWARDS – RED EYE REPORT 356

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Awards. There are awards for everything. Don’t believe me? Next to me is Ashtray. He has the award for the hairiest asshole in the northern hemisphere. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS – RER 355

Despite being highly-inebriated during this episode, the gang somehow spits interesting knowledge about the Guinness Book of World Records. Also in the show, Ashtray details his hillbilly rendezvous, and Mistic delivers a public safety message about his necessary edibles rations. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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GOOD GUYS WITH GUNS – RER 354

Lots of bad stories about guns these days. We suffer enormous casualties in our own personal battles for mature adult interaction and as usual, we cum last because we care. Also in the show, we bitch about flying and Oracle nerds it up with some VR. Download the Red Eye ...
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FBI HEIST – RED EYE REPORT 353

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray blathers on about some apparently important heist at an FBI office in the 70s. Also in the show, the gang bitches about gas prices, and Teddy appeals to white people in the U.S. to chill out. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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UNDERDOGS – RER 352

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Underdogs. The gang is wasted, so buckle up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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Is the Racing Game Gravel Worth Your Time?

I scan the games on sale section on Xbox each week, because well, I have a gaming problem, and a few weeks ago the racing game Gravel popped up for $5 and some change. I’d never heard of the game. A quick look at the reviews by users revealed a ...
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MICROTRANSACTIONS – RER 351

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Microtransactions. Be honest, how much have you spent on Sims cosmetics? You might be surprised how long microtransactions have been a part of video games, and just how ridiculous some of these are. Also in the show, Will Smith ...
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A Cheers / Shot Caller Mashup

You're welcome America ...
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RACE HEARD ROUND THE WORLD – RER 350

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us about this insane automobile race around the world that happened in 1908. I hope they had their extended car warranty! Also in the show, Oracle unveils his hillbilly steam room and Teddy bitches about white people and their obsession ...
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SKYLAB – RED EYE REPORT 349

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Skylab: NASA's first trailer home in the sky! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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OLD ASS SHIPS – RED EYE REPORT 348

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Old Ass Ships. Humans and maybe even pre-humans were hitting the open seas a long time ago. Tonight, I will stammer through our maritime history like a syphilitic invalid. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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OSCARS – RED EYE REPORT 347

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang is ripped out of their minds while trying to talk about the Oscars. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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GYPSIES – RED EYE REPORT 346

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us a bit about the history of Gypsies. We had no idea there were so many of them in the States! Also in the show, Mistic gives his take on the new Reacher show on Prime and Teddy shares a ...
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Is Cyberpunk 2077 Worth Playing After the 1.5 Patch?

I was as hyped for Cyberpunk as anyone else before the release. Huge surprise here, I loved Witcher 3, and had gained a lot of respect for the Polish developer CD Projekt Red. I even pre-ordered Cyberpunk 2077. Some of you might pre-order games all the time, but I’ve found ...
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LION BALLS ZELENSKY – RER 345

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we examine the gigantic balls of President Zelensky of Ukraine. Also in the show, Ashtray mooches off his friends' hot tub choice, and Oracle gives the gang a standing ovation. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE – RER 344

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Fall of Constantinople. What a freaking battle! Also in the show, Ashtray gets so high he tries to join the KGB, and Oracle weighs in on Sherlock Holmes Chapter One. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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MEGACHURCHES – RED EYE REPORT 343

We talk about MegaChurches in this episode of the Red Eye Report. The money these churches pull in is insane! We sacrifice goats to our heathen god. Also in the show, Mistic gets dirty with Ms. Pat, and Matthew Stafford joins the Freedom Convoy. Download the Red Eye report wherever ...
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ASIAN CINEMA – RED EYE REPORT 342

In this episode we talk about the massively broad category of Asian Cinema. Teddy nerds out on kung fu movies and the rest of us talk about some of our favorite Asian movies. Also in the show, Ashtray imparts his Rebel Wisdom, and Oracle has his data sold because he ...
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while True: learn() – Trick Yourself Into Thinking You Know About Machine Learning

while True: learn() describes itself as “a puzzle/simulation game about even more puzzling stuff: machine learning, neural networks, big data, and AI. But most importantly, it’s about understanding your cat.” After playing through the game, I’d say it does an excellent job using your quest to understand your cat through ...
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A trailer length review of Don’t Look Up

Don’t look up is a Netflix movie written and directed by Adam Mckay. If you don’t know who Adam Mckay is, then first off, fuck you. He created some of the best comedies in the last 20 years. Ricky Bobby, Anchorman, Step Brothers, etc. etc. The first thing that jumped ...
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BIG HACK OR BIG HOAX? – RER 341

Is the Chinese government placing tiny surveillance chips into all of our electronics? Are major tech companies covering up the fact that they are? Are we in the midst of a big hack or a big hoax? Ashtray breaks it down. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your ...
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EXTREME WEATHER – RED EYE REPORT 340

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Extreme Weather. There are more destructive weather events happening each year. We’ll take a look at those numbers and extreme weather events from the past. Yeah…they had some extreme weather back then too! ...
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VIDEO GAME MOVIES – RER 339

On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about film adaptations of video games. They've traditionally sucked, but there are some gems in there, and they might be getting better. Some of these box office numbers are surprising ...
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Wreckfest is Vehicular Mayhem at Its Best

I don't know how I didn't try Wreckfest until now. I guess I assumed it was a B-tier driving game with poor controls and a shitty game engine. It turns out I was REALLY wrong. Wreckfest controls like a dream. It feels outstanding with a wheel, absolutely blowing Forza Horizon ...
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Chorus Is Amazing

Chorus takes about 20 hours to complete and is $40. It's also the best space combat game I've ever played. Here's a gameplay trailer to give you an idea of what to expect ...
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CGI – RED EYE REPORT 338

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about CGI. It's surprising how early CGI was actually adopted! The Smirnoff video is crazy and definitely influenced The Matrix. Also in the show, Mistic weighs in on the new Matrix movie, Teddy talks about Chorus, and Ashtray nerds out ...
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NEPOTISM IN HOLLYWOOD – RER 337

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we gush about families in Hollywood. Seriously, a lot of these MFs are related! Also in the show, we nerd out about Arcane and share hilarious customer service industry tantrums we've witnessed ...
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MOTELS – RED EYE REPORT 336

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Motels. What is the difference between a motel and a hotel? Why can motels be so sketchy? We've got you covered. The first motel in San Luis Obispo, California, opened in 1925. Oracle messes that up in the show ...
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Tomb Raider is Even Better on New Consoles

I picked up the Tomb Raider: Definitive Survivor Trilogy on the cheap this past Black Friday on Xbox and decided to give it a go on my Series X. The first in the series, Tomb Raider, was released in 2013. On the Series X, S, and PS5 Tomb Raider enjoys ...
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Insane Matrix Unreal Engine 5 Demo on Xbox Series X

The future is looking very bright for video games indeed. Epic Games released an Unreal Engine 5 demo featuring the Matrix. This raises the bar for narrative storytelling and video games in general. This demo was created in a year's time by a small team at Epic. The demo and ...
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MAGIC TO TRAGIC – RED EYE REPORT 335

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about magic tricks that went horribly wrong. Some of these are pretty fishy! Oracle gives his first impressions of Halo Infinite and Teddy gets screwed by Delta airlines...again ...
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Singularity, the Forgotten First Person Shooter

Singularity did poorly when it came out in 2010. Ironically, the time-mechanic focused shooter was more of a victim of its release time than poor design. Activision pushed the release of Singularity away from Modern Warfare 2, which came out in 2009, to give Singularity some breathing room and more ...
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GHOST FACERS – RED EYE REPORT 334

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Ghost Facers or people that go ghost hunting. Do you believe in ghosts? Also in the show, Mistic gives us his take on the new Ghostbusters movie and Oracle challenges the group to come up with timeless CG heavy ...
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A Bloodhound Named Tulip Made theHunter: Call of the Wild Bloody Brilliant for Me

I tried theHunter: Call of the Wild when it was on Xbox Game Pass a few years ago. I enjoyed the game moderately at that time, but there was a steep learning curve, and the game was obtuse enough to cause me to fall off. When theHunter: Call of the ...
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Exo One Review

Occasionally, I will encounter an exemplary piece of art that reminds me just how extraordinary human beings and their capacity for creative expression are. These pieces of art can be music, film, sculpture, and yes, our beloved video games. Exo One is a work of art that I would recommend ...
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NIKOLA MOTORS – RED EYE REPORT 334

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Nikola Motors. Remember those guys? There's a reason why you haven't heard about this company in a little bit. The story behind it all is insane. Also in the show, Teddy gives his take on the new Netflix movie ...
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Forza Horizon 5 Wheel Settings

The Forza Horizon 5 wheel settings are horrific out of the box. This is a bummer for such an outstanding game otherwise. Don't worry though, I've got you covered. These settings should smooth things out considerably and cut down on that insane wheel oscillation. Go into your advanced controls with ...
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GREAT LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA – RER 332

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Great Library of Alexandria. Just how influential was this place, and how did it come to an end? We review Dune, Forza Horizon 5, Werewolves Within, and bicker like a bunch of angry geese. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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Forza Horizon 5 Review: Not Bulletproof

Ouch! You’ve probably seen the many reviews for Forza Horizon 5 floating around recently. Big surprise, it’s getting 9s and 10s all around and being hailed as the best open world racing game. It’s already the largest Xbox Game Studios release. Forza Horizon 5 is a slam dunk. I agree ...
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Dune Shield Rules Explained

Full disclosure here, I will be discussing various scenes from the new Dune movie. If you don’t want any spoilers, run away! Okay…I’ve never read any of the Dune books, and I haven’t watched the original Dune movie, so beyond a cool looking trailer for the new movie, I really ...
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Werewolves Within Review

Werewolves Within Werewolves within is an indie horror/comedy movie released in 2021. It follows the residents of a small Vermont town as they are attacked by Werewolves, during a snow storm. The movie’s an adaptation of an Ubisoft game released in 2016. The movie stars Sam Richardson as the towns ...
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Great Library of Alexandria Discovery Tour

A discovery tour of the Great Library of Alexandria from Assassin's Creed Origins. Check out our Great Library of Alexandria episode for more details regarding this incredibly influential place in human history. You'll find the transcript from the Discover Tour Below. Great Library of Alexandria Discovery Tour Welcome to The ...
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