In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about all the unwritten rules in sports. There are a surprising number of these rules in major sports. Also in the show, Ashtray shows up with taped nipples and a mesh top, and we euthanize a baby buffalo. Download the ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at wild public art stunts, movies, and music. Artists can get a little cray-cray! Also in the show, the nerd gush over Tears of the Kingdom and Teddy's furry body can't handle the heat. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Great Lakes Disasters. November is not a good time to be heading out on Lake Superior! Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about potholes and Teddy can't shut up about his sink problems. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Touch DNA. We've gotten pretty good at detecting DNA, but has the technology become too sensitive? Our DNA is EVERYWHERE! Also in the show, Teddy gives his impression of Jedi Survivor and kids can now serve you booze in Wisconsin ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Christ for cash gospel. Some of these schemes are absolutely ridiculous! Also in the show, Oracle builds a new gaming PC...that can't run Skype, and Ashtray goes to a Special Victims Unit Aerial Burlesque show. Download the Red Eye ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss 420....I guess. We find the optimal position to face fuck a sex doll and as usual, we kill it, fill it, and grill it. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Urban Exploration. Ashtray has been slinking around tetanus nightmare zones for decades and has the pictures to prove it. Also in the show, Oracle gets his teeth cleaned, and Teddy's dogs eat his tacos. Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Waco Siege and David Koresh. His history leading up to the event is quite interesting. Dude could shred! Also in the show, Ashtray's meat raffle is getting too big, and Mistic wonders if morals still exist. Download the Red ...
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These animals racked up a serious body count! Also in the show, Ashtray shows off his new Affliction hat, and Oracle has post office woes. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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This dude has some balls! Also in the show, Ashtray shares his Covid summer-bod diet, and the woke police go after Willy Wonka. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Sounds and Cymatics. You ever see those crazy sand patterns that happen when you play sounds near them? There's some crazy science behind this stuff! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about sleep. Our sleeping patterns change as we age and our sleeping habits have evolved through the centuries. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Zimbabwe's Trillionaires. Sounds great, right? Not when your currency is worthless, and dudes are carting around wheelbarrows full of cash. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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ChatGPT is blowing the f up! We talk about and find out what our computer overlords think of the Red Eye Report. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the phenomenon of Wantrapreneurs. Are influencers changing how we view entrepreneurship? And are they making things better or worse? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the phenomenon of Gang Stalking. People around the world believe the world is after them and there are coordinated efforts to surveil them and disrupt their lives. Some believe that messages can be beamed into their minds. What going on ...
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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss video games that sunk the studio that developed them. Sometimes it comes down to mismanagement or just bad timing. Teddy breaks it down. Also in the show, we learn about lubricating our beards. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss death on the field, pitch, in the ring, or on the back of a horse.... We discuss the new Avatar movie, saggy balls at the airport, and ear infections. Buckle up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Nuclear Fusion and the recent advancements that have hit the news. Is it all that it's cracked up to be? Ashtray breaks it down. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Near Death Experiences or NDEs. What's going on when we're passing away? Emerging research is challenging our notions of the relationship between our brains and our mind. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss video game accessories. A lot of these were terrible! Some were cool though...in their own way. Nintendo, you crazy SOBs! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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They brought a BBC Micro home in 1985, only to have messages from someone from the 16th century leaving messages for them. How did they get a computer back then? Easy! A time traveler from 2109 brought them one. Better call the Geek Squad! Download the Red Eye Report wherever ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we tackle the low-hanging topic of the Lottery Loser Myth. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the Spiricom, a device that could supposedly open up communication lines with the dead. Complete BS or was there something to it? No matter how you feel about the Spiricom, its genesis and the mystery behind it is undeniably ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talking about cruises, some of them much more luxurious than others. Have you gone on a cruise or would like to go on one? Do you hate them? Teddy breaks it down. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your ...
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What's your favorite true crime show? Or do you not like them? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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Have you or someone you love been Ass-Dogging? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about memes. Where did these ubiquitous pieces of contemporary culture come from? How long have we been meming? What were the most influential memes? We’ll answer those questions and more. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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We're not done with nudes! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the culture around cam girls, strippers, and general noody time. Also in the show, Oracle finds his first geocache, and Ashtray drops some truth on BlackRock. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about the functional/dysfunctional aspects of American society. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about slums. No, we’re not talking about slumming it up with Ashtray’s mom, we’re looking at one of the largest habitation chunks on the planet…to the tune of one billion people worldwide. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get ...
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On this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about people who identify as another race…yes you heard me we see what stupid shit white people are up to now. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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What are the hardest games you have played...that you actually enjoyed? Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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Ashtray takes us on a deep dive into NFTs. The troll level on some of this stuff is phenomenal.  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Awards. There are awards for everything. Don’t believe me? Next to me is Ashtray. He has the award for the hairiest asshole in the northern hemisphere. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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Despite being highly-inebriated during this episode, the gang somehow spits interesting knowledge about the Guinness Book of World Records. Also in the show, Ashtray details his hillbilly rendezvous, and Mistic delivers a public safety message about his necessary edibles rations. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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Lots of bad stories about guns these days. We suffer enormous casualties in our own personal battles for mature adult interaction and as usual, we cum last because we care. Also in the show, we bitch about flying and Oracle nerds it up with some VR. Download the Red Eye ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Ashtray blathers on about some apparently important heist at an FBI office in the 70s. Also in the show, the gang bitches about gas prices, and Teddy appeals to white people in the U.S. to chill out. Download the Red Eye Report ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Underdogs. The gang is wasted, so buckle up! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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I scan the games on sale section on Xbox each week, because well, I have a gaming problem, and a few weeks ago the racing game Gravel popped up for $5 and some change. I’d never heard of the game. A quick look at the reviews by users revealed a ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Microtransactions. Be honest, how much have you spent on Sims cosmetics? You might be surprised how long microtransactions have been a part of video games, and just how ridiculous some of these are. Also in the show, Will Smith ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us about this insane automobile race around the world that happened in 1908. I hope they had their extended car warranty! Also in the show, Oracle unveils his hillbilly steam room and Teddy bitches about white people and their obsession ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Skylab: NASA's first trailer home in the sky! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Old Ass Ships. Humans and maybe even pre-humans were hitting the open seas a long time ago. Tonight, I will stammer through our maritime history like a syphilitic invalid. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang is ripped out of their minds while trying to talk about the Oscars. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, Mistic tells us a bit about the history of Gypsies. We had no idea there were so many of them in the States! Also in the show, Mistic gives his take on the new Reacher show on Prime and Teddy shares a ...
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I was as hyped for Cyberpunk as anyone else before the release. Huge surprise here, I loved Witcher 3, and had gained a lot of respect for the Polish developer CD Projekt Red. I even pre-ordered Cyberpunk 2077. Some of you might pre-order games all the time, but I’ve found ...
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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we examine the gigantic balls of President Zelensky of Ukraine. Also in the show, Ashtray mooches off his friends' hot tub choice, and Oracle gives the gang a standing ovation. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport ...
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