Wrestling

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Professional Wrestling. Grown men in tights pretending to be in fights. Cocaine. Enlarged clitorises. In the spirit of wrestling we review “The Resurrection of Jake the Snake,” and finally, we set specific terms for milking sheep. Watch those terms man.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Wrastlin’

Mistic: Real Wrastlin’

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greco-Roman_wrestling

http://www.athleticscholarships.net/history-of-wrestling.htm

Oracle: Origins of Professional Wrestling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_professional_wrestling

Ashtray: WWF to WWE

https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/heres-why-wwe-changed-its-name-from-wwf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE#Legal_disputes

Teddy: Luca libre

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucha_libre

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Cheap Food and Beer

Mistic: Preacher

Ashtray: Colbert

Teddy: Jared Fuckle

http://nypost.com/2017/03/21/inmate-who-beat-up-jared-fogle-receiving-tons-of-fan-mail/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Resurrection of Jake the Snake; Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Ask the Idiots:

Jason Newsted – California – Oracle: Who’s the best Metallica bassist?

Timothy Leary – Berkley – Ashtray: j ;ao ief;oan;fiod;aid[nmnun[ jdo an  ;aidj, sausage?

Rose Phillips – Tecumse, NM – Mistic: What’s your favorite kind of Assault?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Music in Public

Mistic: The Agonist in Agony

http://metalbrainiac.com/2015/05/07/episode-1-danny-marino-of-the-agonist/

Ashtray: Cock Holsters

http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/03/media/stephen-colbert-response-backlash-late-show/index.html

Oracle: Retarded flights

In all Seriousness: Whatever happened to common courtesy? Jesus Christ, there are other people in the world. Have a little compassion for them, maybe use a little empathy. Hold a door, fuck a squirrel or most importantly, listen to the God Damn RED EYE REPORT. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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