Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Wisconsin Death Trip 

Mistic: Weird in Wisconsin

Oracle: Black River Falls

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2000/may/26/3

https://www.flickr.com/photos/whsimages/sets/72157602476458793/page2/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_Death_Trip

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Red_Cloud,_Jr.

http://www.historynet.com/mitchell-red-cloud-jr-korean-war-hero.htm

Ashtray: Gein

Mistic: Dahmer/other dudes

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Oracle: One World Trade Center

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29884205

Ashtray: Launched new MyLight

Mistic: Arm Wrestling

http://priceonomics.com/how-southwest-airlines-settled-a-legal-dispute/

Oregon and Washington DC legalizing Pot

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Skyfall; Rapture Palooza

Ask the Idiots

Michael Greer, Madison, WI: Ashtray would you rather wake up naked and sore and without any memory of the night before, next to the Burger King telling you “you had it your way” or wake up naked next to Ronald McDonald telling you that “you were loving it”? 

New Miami, OH: Travis Graves: Mistic: Would you rather have the ability to read minds and be illiterate or have the ability to read?

Maple Bluff, WI: Ann Obrien: Ashtray: Would you rather live in a world where gigantic friendly gummy bears live, or live in a world where hover boards exist?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Vote Burke and get blazed

http://www.alternet.org/election-2014/koch-tied-group-tries-trick-stoners-voting-wisconsin-libertarian

Oracle: Metal bands with their lame ass videos

Ashtray: CDC/Secret Service Being Dumb Dicks:

http://news.yahoo.com/security-guard-who-rode-elevator-with-obama-carrying-a-gun-says-firing–unjust-143736571.html

Phill Rudd:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/05/phil-rudd-acdc-drummer-murder-plot_n_6111564.html

In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, whatever happened to the day of corporations battling it out in back alley arm wrestling matches, instead of court rooms. Now, they buy politicians instead of the hearts and minds of their customers. Instead of garnering favorable publicity through fun loving and overly dramatic stunts, they just bypass the consumer and change a law or two. This was disgustingly evident on Tuesday when our nation elected even more rip roaring republicants to the government. Which is a fucking shame cause Asthray was gonna give us all handjobs if Mary Burke had won. Thats our show for this evening. Make sure you join the conversation at facebook.com/theredeyereport, or the redeyereport.com…..Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic. And this is the Red eye Report. 

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