Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Urban Legends

Urban Legends and why they Exist

http://www.livescience.com/7107-urban-legends-start-persist.html

Killer Legends

Oracle: Slender Man

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/06/03/the-complete-terrifying-history-of-slender-man-the-internet-meme-that-compelled-two-12-year-olds-to-stab-their-friend/

Creepypasta:

http://www.creepypasta.com/

Russian Sleep Experiment

http://www.creepypasta.com/the-russian-sleep-experiment/

Ashtray: Snuff Films

Mistic: Killer Clowns from Chicago

Moonlight Murders

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texarkana_Moonlight_Murders

Teddy:

Kidney Theives

http://listverse.com/2014/07/30/10-bone-chilling-urban-legends/

The chilling Discovery

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Mistic: Michael Moore’s Response

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/michael-moore-responds-to-haters-after-american-sniper-uproar-20150125

Oracle: Game Reviews

Ashtray: Valiant Hearts

Teddy: Free ESO

http://www.christianpost.com/news/elder-scrolls-online-announces-free-to-play-133052/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Blue in the Face; The Interview

 

Ask the Idiots

Ann Hath-Columbus, Ohio Ashtray – What does it take to be one of the girls tied to your bed?

Chris Hard-Detroit, MI Oracle – Why for you be hasslein my nigga Teddy about his coke bruh?

Jimmy Crack Corn –Omaha, NE – Fuck a Duck…..

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Ashtray: Bolthouse Farms

http://www.bolthouse.com/product/dailyroots

Mistic: NFL Media Day

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/12237417/marshawn-lynch-seattle-seahawks-uses-same-answer-repetition-super-bowl-media-day-here-get-fined

Oracle: Benedict Cumberbatch the Fucking Racist

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30994775

Teddy: New Ghostbusters movie

http://www.vancouversun.com/touch/news/world/Ghostbusters+stars+revealed+Kristen+Wiig+Melissa+McCarthy/10767158/story.html?rel=6122402

In All Seriousness (3 minutes):

In all seriousness, I think we need to stop this gullibility that seems to be running through our society. Let’s be a little smarter about shit and that’s just a generalized statement. If we stop and think about things before beleiving them, or acting on them….I think the world can be saved, except for Ashtray. He’s definitely going to hell. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!

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