Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes):
Internet Trolls Defined: Ashtray
Terrible Fucking People
Popular Science Shutting Down Comments
Favorite Troll Threads
XBOX Trolls: Teddy
News story Trolls: Mistic
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Oracle: CreativeLive, Inc
Ashtray: Crash Course Bros
Teddy: Kickin’ it in Madtown
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Good Morning Vietnam; Print the Legend
ASK THE IDIOTS
Teddy: Carole Miller – Toledo, OH: Would you rather be homeless for a year or be in jail for a year?
Ashtray: Jorge Wong – Seattle, WA: Would you rather bang Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash?
Mistic: Leslie Reese – San Bernardino, CA: What is the worst movie that you’ve seen?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Oracle: American Challenge
Teddy: Fire in the Sky
Mistic: First World Problems
Ashtray: Khorasan Group
In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness. The challenge thing is really starting to get on my nerves. Even worse though, is the American thing. You know, where your level of patriotism is directly related to how many handguns you have. Or the level of American that you are, is inversely correlated with how much you hate Commies, Ragheads or whatever other minority you choose to martyr. I’ve got a challenge for all of you gun toting, Romney voting, Morbidly obese fucktards…..I challenge you all to brush your teeth, stop watching Fox News and most importantly, STOP FUCKING YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS!!!!!That’s our show, join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport….I’m Mistic…..