Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Music Tours
Oracle: Old School
Mistic: The little guys
Teddy: Festivals (traveling or not)
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Mistic: Brain to Brain
Oracle: Wisconsin Cheese
Ashtray: Morgan Freeman
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): What we do in the Shadows; The Professional
Ask the Idiots
- Carl Ramsburg – Hamburg, PA – Teddy: Why haven’t you returned any of my phone calls?
- Jill LaFern – Burbank, CA – Ashtray: I sent your ungrateful cat a picture of my equally ungrateful cat, Pablo, about two weeks ago. Just wondering if she’s interested in a play date, if you know what I mean?
- Fenek Umbrauter – Europe – Mistic: Is it true, that just your presence among women cranks their moisture levels up to 9? If so, can I get a taste?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Oracle: Gun point
Ashtray: Abandoned on Everest
Teddy: San Andreas Movie
In all seriousness, you know what? If we’re in a life threatening situation and it’s you or me. I’m not gonna be mad at you for choosing self preservation. So, unless I’m your child, you have my blessing to leave me on a mountain to go eat a 5 pound burrito for your lame ass fucking youtube page, you no talent fuck. That’s our show, join us on Facebook.com/theredeyereport, Twitter.com/redeyepodcast…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……