Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Star Wars

Mystic: History of the Franchise

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special

Teddy: Video Games

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Wars_video_games

Oracle: Merchandising

http://www.retrojunk.com/article/show/2002/star-wars-figures-a-history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuHaTK3b9pk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4CtXcjib4o&feature=youtu.be

Ashtray: Comics and shit

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-comic-books-a-762374

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: The Man in the High Castle

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740299/

Teddy: Xbox One Controller

Oracle: Fallout 4

Ashtray: Runway Bambi

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/4876654-181/alaska-flight-hits-deer-at

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Crimson Tide; Cartel Land

Ask the Idiots

David Kaminsky – Wilmington, DE – Ashtray: You’re by far the most femmy of the cast. But on a level of Wrestling Bears to Freddy Mercury, how gay are you?

Gayle Montgomery – Butte, MT – Oracle: What’s your outlook on Muslims in Murika?

Dale Phillips – The hills – Teddy: You drink shine?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Some shit

http://henrycountyreport.com/blog/2015/12/01/leaked-documents-reveal-dothan-police-department-planted-drugs-on-young-black-men-for-years-district-attorney-doug-valeska-complicit/

Oracle: Kojima bullshit

http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/3/9847206/konami-prevented-kojima-attending-game-awards-2015

Mystic: Kim and Kanye

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/kim-kardashian-west-and-kanye-west-welcome-baby-boy/ar-AAg3R6o?li=BBnbfcL

Ashtray: Jimmy Carter Cancer Cure

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jimmy-carter-cancer-gone_56645d5fe4b08e945fefd786?utm_hp_ref=politics

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