Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Simulators

Oracle: Military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF3y_f0jS4A&feature=youtu.be

http://www.americasarmy.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America%27s_Army

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Mission

http://theweek.com/articles/450858/military-weaponizing-video-games

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/12/02/the-military-is-now-using-video-games-to-train-millennials-in-cold-war-technology/

Mistic: Driving and Racing

http://citycardriving.com/

http://www.pcworld.com/article/2923018/this-week-in-games-assassins-creed-syndicate-revealed-texting-while-driving-simulator-and-more.html

http://www.cxcsimulations.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDgzei2uruc

Teddy: Sex Simulator

http://gamejolt.com/games/rpg/ass-simulator-ii-sex-paradise/47947/

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/ae/MSS15_pig.png

Ashtray: Goat Simulator

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat_Simulator

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Mistic: Louis CK

http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2015/05/17/snl-louis-ck/

Oracle: Collider

http://collider.com/tron-legacy-light-cycle-replica/

Ashtray: Mad Max: Fury Road

http://www.madmaxmovie.com/

Teddy: Friends

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Leon: The Professional; Winnebago Man

Ask the Idiots

  1. Chip Kelly – Philadelphia, PA – Teddy: Hey man, you’re black, you wanna come play for the Eagles?
  2. Philicia Gomez – Santa Fe, NM – Ashtray: Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moon light?
  3. Pablo Escobar – Nogales, Mexico – Oracle: I’m thinking about setting up a pipeline into China, seems like a huge, untapped market, you in?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Biker Brawl

http://news.yahoo.com/multiple-injuries-reported-texas-biker-gang-shooting-204703808.html

Oracle: Under Armour

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/17/under-armour-iwo-jima_n_7302084.html

Ashtray: Nigerian Restaurant

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html

Teddy: Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Last Season

In all seriousness, I realize that as a Biker, you have an ingrained sense of outlawishness. There are other people that share this world with you though, and those people just want to enjoy their overpriced wings and stare at titties like the rest of us. So why you bringing your bitchy, unemployed bullshit to a public place? Go to an abandoned warehouse, where no one’s really gonna care if your ignorant asses want to open fire on one another. We all have to live in this world, so put your pistols away and enjoy life a little. That’s our show, join us on Facebook.com/theredeyereport, Twitter.com/redeyepodcast…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……

 

 

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