Sieges

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about famous Sieges throughout history and the Steven Seagal movie, Under Siege. Goddamn Gary Busy is the ugliest looking woman you’ll ever see.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sieges

Oracle: Siege Weaponry

Mistic: Old day sieges

http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/7-brutal-sieges

Teddy: Siege of leningrad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Leningrad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa

Ashtray: Siege of Sarajevo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Sarajevo

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Zoom ssh6 Shotgun Capsule

https://www.zoom-na.com/products/product-accesories/zoom-ssh-6-stereo-shotgun-microphone-capsule-h5-h6-q8-u-44-f4

Mistic: McCains drunk

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/john-mccain-blames-his-confusing-comey-questions-on-late-diamondbacks-games/ar-BBCjKWz

Ashtray: Mark Pocan vs Betsy Devos

Teddy: Thumper

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Under Siege; Tickled

Ask the Idiots:

Jim Parsil – Sweetwater, GA – Teddy: You ever grits with your gator?

Sven Svenson – Helsinki, Finland – Oracle: Do you support Universal Healthcare and why?

Walter Penworthy IV – Manhattan, NY – Everyone: You plebes are sort of funny, what do you charge for a handjob?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Isle of Mann

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/07/sports/Isle-of-man-TT-motorcycle-race.html?_r=0

Mistic: Fuck Facebook

Ashtray: Eric Trump is a cunt

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/07/politics/eric-trump-foundation-st-jude-forbes-report/index.html

Oracle: Funky Fridge

In all Seriousness: Fuck social media. It’s a good idea for businesses in a marketing aspect, but it’s completely useless for everybody else. We are the reason they are raking in record breaking profits. Their product isn’t the app, it’s our eyes. The advertisers are the end goal. So, you know what…I’m taking my eyes away from their profits. Fuck them and their high and mighty bullshit. If I want to tell a guy to suck a gigantic bag of herpes infested cocks, then I have that right. We should treat adults like children in this situation. I got into trouble for saying the bad words, but he should have gotten banned for being a little cunt of a snitch. So here’s to you Mark Zuckerberg, or Noah Glass, or Jack Dempsey. I hope when the zombie apocalypse happens that all those users will help you survive, you cumguzzling twats. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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