This week on the Red Eye Report we talk about Sexual Assault. In the wake of the high-profile rape case coming out of Stanford, we’re wondering how many more cases like this are out there? We also review the sci-fi flick, Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise. Finally, we hit up nasty noodles and capybaras.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Sexual Assault
Teddy: Schools and shit
Teddy: Mirror’s Edge Catalyst
Mistic: Dramon “Deez Nuts” Green
Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Oblivion; The Hunted
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: New Top Gear
Oracle: Nasty Noodles
Teddy: People’s reaction to the fucking thing
Ashtray: Undercover Colors
In all Seriousness: Come up with something new, you dumbass. I thought British people were supposed to be sophisticated or some shit. Maybe if you would put some time in and come up with your own segments and weren’t such a cunt about shit, people would watch. The unoriginality and lack of chemistry is so apparent, it’s almost painful to watch. So I won’t be. I’ll be tuning into Amazon when the real Top Gear comes back, you unoriginal limey bitch. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.