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In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we try to track down many a monster from around the world. We also tell you if we found any good acting out of Nicholas Cage, and finally, we warn you about the dangers of killer cats.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Monster Myth Mash

Oracle: Yeti

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/videos/yeti-legends/

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34448314

http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/yeti-snapchat-clone-college-party-photos/

http://www.bigfootencounters.com/articles/geo_moore.htm

Teddy: Bigfoot

http://www.csicop.org/si/show/bigfoot_at_50_evaluating_a_half-century_of_bigfoot_evidence

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot

Mystic: Chupacabra

http://skepdic.com/chupa.html

Ashtray: Nessie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Ness_Monster

http://www.nessie.co.uk/

http://www.livescience.com/45014-loch-ness-monster-apple-maps.html

What’s Sexy:

Mystic: The Trailer Park Boys

Teddy: Son doing burnouts

Oracle: Candy Crushin’ it

http://time.com/4091506/facebook-candy-crush-invites/

Ashtray: Jimmy Fallon is a drunk

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Lord of War; The Lego Movie

Ask the Idiots

Glenn Stevenson – Toledo, OH – Ashtray: I know you’ve been known to drop it like it’s hot, but have you ever turned down for what?

Penelope James – Mansfield, MN – Oracle: I’ve heard you can make a mean pot of chili, what’s your secret?

Flynn Holmes – Fairfield, CT – Everybody: Who would win in a fight between an Alligator and 3 drunk Russian midgets?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Phillip Morris Weed Cigarettes

http://now8news.com/philip-morris-marlboro-m-brand-marijuana-cigarettes-now-for-sale-in-four-u-s-sates/

Oracle: Google bricking your phone

Mystic: The Packers radio broadcast

Ashtray: Cats are stupid

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3297923/Cats-neurotic-probably-trying-work-kill-say-researchers.html

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