On this episode of the Red Eye Report, we take a look at some of the worst, and weirdest, Natural Disasters in recorded history. We also review Kingsman: The Secret Service, and round the show out with a candid discussion about building a wall on the Canadian border (Insert Wank Here).
Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Natural Disasters
Ashtray: Limnic Eruption
Teddy: Cirque De Solei
Oracle: Video game for TB
Ashtray: Scotty in the poles
Mistic: 30 for 30: The birth of big air
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Kingsman: Secret Service; Mad Max: Fury Road
Ask the Idiots
Daisy Duckface – Miami, FL – Ashtray: Would you rather go to the future or the past? Where would you go?
Tin Tin – Demming, NM – Mistic: Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
Swilly Willy – Atlanta, GA – Teddy: Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or be the mom from Honey Boo Boo?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Metal Gear Solid Game
Mistic: Walker on Canada wall
Ashtray: Big forehead of authority
In all Seriousness: If you’re employed by tax dollars, then you don’t get to choose who you serve, you serve tax payers. So if a cocksuckin faggot comes through and wants to wed another cocksucking faggot, who are you to tell them no? I mean, they should be able to get married just like your Daddy brother and Mommy sister did…you fucking inbred pile of bigoted shit. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.