Private Dicks

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Dicks, of the private variety. We watch a movie about the world’s only Rock and Roll Private Dick and as usual, we masturbate with unique, but painful kitchen appliances.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Private Dicks

Teddy: History

Oracle: Famous Detectives

http://listverse.com/2015/05/14/10-real-life-detectives-who-were-better-than-fiction/

Mistic: The Pinkertons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkerton_(detective_agency)

Ashtray: Pop Culture Dicks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_investigator#Fiction        

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Being Loud as Fuck.

Mistic: Chris Cornell’s Death.

Ashtray: Daily White House Meltdowns.

Teddy: Nicki Minaj Scholarship.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/celebrities/nicki-minaj-pays-students/index.html                                

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Adventures of Ford Fairlane; Dogma.

Ask the Idiots:

ComeonIwannalayya – Hawaii – Teddy: What’s the better console, the Switch, or the Xbox?

Jim Jiminson – Canada – Oracle: What’s the better hole, Vagina or Asshole?

Carol Hind – Austin, TX – Ashtray: Why don’t you just get some internet of your own? Are you scared of the responsibility?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Switches, Arm preview weekends.

Mistic: Chris Cornell’s Death.

Ashtray: New Orleans takeout.

http://host.madison.com/wsj/entertainment/dining/restaurants/new-orleans-take-out-runs-out-of-food-cooks-leave/article_a3708f67-2f91-56e1-93b6-4ac3dff9f9c4.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

Oracle: Mass Transit.

In all Seriousness: Stop fucking dying people. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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