The Poles

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the poles. We fuckadiddle a tittlywink and as usual, we bring that mothafuckin sexy. Everybody lies, or tells tall tales every once in a while……and we’re no different.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Polar

Mistic: Wildlife

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildlife_of_Antarctica

https://www.nwf.org/Wildlife/Wild-Places/Arctic.aspx

Oracle: North Pole

http://www.today.com/news/10-things-you-never-knew-about-north-pole-1C7657750

https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/north-pole/

Santa Clause Village

http://www.santaclausvillage.info/

Ashtray: Antarctica

http://www.alternet.org/media/world-forgets-antarcticas-first-great-author-fascinating-life-and-death-nick-johnson

Teddy: Big Ass Melty

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/7/12/15947448/antarctica-ice-berg-larsen-c-how-big

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Vacuum

Ashtray: TJ Miller

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tj-miller-slams-silicon-valley-cast-for-not-doing-enough-to-stop-trump_us_59701345e4b062ea5f8f1e26?mo&ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

Mistic: Japanese Prime Minister’s Wife

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/07/20/why-japans-first-lady-was-probably-not-snubbing-president-trump/?utm_term=.7da2aabf2583

Teddy: O.J. Simpson Parole

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Spy Who Knew Too Little; Belly

Ask the Idiots:

NOS – Yokohama, Japan – Ashtray: Ever fuck a man in the ass with a pool stick?

Jose – Mexico City, Mexico – Mistic: You can only drink one kind of drink for the rest of your life…It can’t be water…what do you choose?  

Abdul – Karachi, Pakistan – Teddy: It’s the apocalypse, and you can have one animal companion to travel with. What kind of animal do you choose?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Chester Bennington

Ashtray: Trump and the Russian Mob

https://www.democracynow.org/2017/7/20/married_to_the_mob_investigative_journalist

Oracle: Psychotic Parking Lot Rage

Teddy: St. Louis Airport

In all Seriousness: The end of this episode can only be summed up with a Disney song. Let it go…..Let it go….Don’t be rage anymore….Let it go. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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