Plumbing

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Plumbing. It might not sound like the most exciting topic, but we excavated some interesting history and terrible toilet stories to share. We also dig up some Dirty Flowers and call Moby Dick a pussy to his face.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Plumbing

Ashtray: History

Teddy: Flint

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/04/us/flint-water-crisis-fast-facts/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisis

Oracle: Plumbing around the world

http://whenonearth.net/different-types-toilets-youll-see-around-world/

Mistic: Episode Jackass

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Dirty Flowers

Oracle: New Apartment

Mistic: Bye Bye Elephants

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elephants-to-perform-for-final-time-at-ringling-bros-circus/ar-BBsufis?form=PRHPTP

Ashtray: Elephant shit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03slnbs

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): In the Heart of The Sea; Mr. Holmes

Ask the Idiots:

Joe’s Steiner – Jackson, Mississippi – For Oracle: With all the traveling that you do you ever get homesick or are there places you like it better than America?

Johnathan Carlson – NY, NY – Mistic: So when are you going to come taste my hot chicken? Nashville ain’t got nothing on me.

Kyle Horton – Los Angeles, CA – Ashtray: You seem like a creepy guy. What the best brand of duct tape?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: People with headphones on in cars

Oracle: Skype

Ashtray: Tusk

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kenya-ivory-burn_us_5721adace4b0f309baefc5ec

Mistic: Dumbass kids

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/snapchat-sued-teenager-crashed-while-using-speed-filter-a7006221.html

In all Seriousness: I may sound like a broken old man record. But whatever happened to personal accountability. I know the driver isn’t the one suing snapchat and that’s kind of not the point I’m trying to make. If you’re so self-absorbed that you have to take another snapchat of how fucked up you are, because of taking a snapchat, then you obviously don’t care that you took another person’s mobility and happiness from them. This cunt is outrageous and I hope they smack the shit out of her parents for raising a motherfucking idiot. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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