Performance Art

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we lay down some Performance Art. What is performance art again? We give you our take on Adam Sandler’s 2015 masterpiece, Pixels, and finally we get you the hookup on that drive thru weed.
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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Performance Art

Mistic: What is Performance Art?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance_art

Teddy: Origins

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance_art

Oracle: Stuff

http://www.complex.com/style/2013/04/the-25-best-performance-art-pieces-of-all-time/blog

Ashtray: Dumb ones

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2013/nov/11/scrotum-top-10-shocking-performance-art

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Archive.org

Mistic: Drive thru weed

https://www.facebook.com/NowThisWeed/videos/1254200457995750/

Ashtray: Dwarf Planet

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-space-ceres-idUSKBN15V2LI

Teddy: Marvel vs Capcom

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Pixels; Magnificent Seven

Ask the Idiots:

Ryan Compton – New Orleans, LA – Oracle: At What temperature do you cook a vagina salad?

Suzette Baker – Barstow, CA – Teddy: If fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, but fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, would you still charge him for extra ranch?

Phillipe – Paris, France – Ashtray: Have you ever thought about moving to France? We could use a few more hipster kings.

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: They friends of yours

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/17/us/politics/trump-press-conference-jake-turx.html?_r=1

Mistic: Jason Seigel

https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/this-dude-is-going-to-eat-a-photo-of-jason-segel-every-day-until-jason-segel-eats-a-photo-of-him?utm_source=vicefbanz&utm_campaign=global

Ashtray: Jews Reportin’

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/17/us/politics/trump-press-conference-jake-turx.html?_r=1

Oracle: Entitled Fucks

In all Seriousness: Fifteen minutes of fame has become fifteen seconds of fame lately, with all the technological advances. It’s really come to a point where human beings are putting their lives on the line to get the attention of an actor for their fifteen seconds. I hope that retard dies from eating those pics and Jason Seigel never says a word about it. We can’t give credence to these idiots. It’s destroying our fucking society. I don’t want to keep up with the Kardashians. I don’t give a fuck who Honey Boo Boo is and I definitely don’t believe those fucking twats from Duck Dynasty have ever done a hard day’s work in their fucking lives. So stop watching it and it will go away. In the words of some random black dude on the internet. Read a book, read a book, read a mothafuckin book. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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