In this episode of the Red Eye Report, the gang talks about dicks. Oracle is blackout drunk (again). And our challenged minds get blown by V for Vendetta (not really). God help us.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Penis 

Mistic: Dick Jokes:

Oracle: Extremes

Biggest:

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/news-story/14d79695ccde3e59344382f71fec140c

Smallest:

http://empirenews.net/guinness-recognizes-man-with-worlds-smallest-penis/

Teddy: Phallic Symbols and Disney

Ashtray: Phallic Architecture

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_architecture

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Being Old School and kick ass

Mistic: Ringling Bros Shutting Down

Ashtray: Donald Trump Being King Retarded Faggot

Teddy: Marvel vs. Capcom

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): V for Vendetta; Gangs of New York

Ask the Idiots:

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Steve Harvey Meeting with Trump

Mistic: Van getting stolen

Ashtray: Allergies

Oracle: Bullshit Heat

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