Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Paparazzi
Teddy: Origins of Paparazzi
Mistic: Celebs working with paparazzi
Oracle: Stars Attacking Paparazzi
Ashtray: Tabloid scandal
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Teddy: Rainbow six comeback
Oracle: Half-life 2 Update
Mistic: Indiana Being Lame
Ashtray: McDonald’s catering to fat fucks even more
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Birdman; Caddyshack
Ask the Idiots
- Nathan Donaldson – Fort Templeton, AK – Oracle: What do you call a homeless man that shows up at your doorstep? I dont know either, but you’re about to find out.
- Horace Montgomery – Thailand – Everyone: I have half price drugs available. Just go to www….
- Jack Nicholson – None of your fucking business – Ashtray: Can you handle the truth? Tootsie is really your sister…..
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Ashtray: Touch Menards or Go to Hell
Mistic: Jon Stewart’s Replacement
Teddy: Jamie Foxx talking shit about Jenner
Oracle: Nintendo…aka the fun Police
In all seriousness: In all seriousness, why you mad Nintendo? It seems to me that in a world of unbelievably creative people, you may be able to make something cooler, if you let other people take a stab at it. I know our world is all about branding now and Nintendo certainly is a brand. But, come on, let some third party people make some games for your systems. Let a bored motherfucker recreate an iconic game. Why not?Maybe you can come up with something other than the 27th Mario installation or a reboot of Zelda or Metroid. Creativity awaits. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com, or our facebook. Facebook.com/theredeyereport…….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……