Outline for Red Eye Report Date: 5-5-2014
1. Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Music of our Youth.
– Each person has 7 and a half minutes to say what music has influenced them throughout the years.
2. What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
a. Mistic: Fargo, the show.
b. Oracle: Dogecoin sponsors NASCAR.
c. Teddy: Child of Light.
d. Ashtray: Topless book club.
3. Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): The Square; Beware Mr. Baker.
4. Ask the Idiots:
1. Rena Watkins – Hershey , Pennsylvania – Ashtray – What is up with Tootsie. All I hear is Goddamnit Tootsie. WTF
2. Sarah Gosneck – Los Angles CA. – Mistic – You seem to have a sexy voice. Are you as sexy as you sound?
3. Joseph Kline – Dubuque Iowa – Teddy – Why do you hate everything?
5. Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
a. Oracle: Cheerleader scandal in NFL.
b. Teddy: Call of Titanfall.
c. Mistic: Arne Duncan.
d. Ashtray: Rotting Blue Whale.
5. In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, it doesn’t matter what political party you belong to. You were elected to represent the people who elected you in our nations capital. When 90 percent of the population wants things to happen and they aren’t getting done, it’s pretty fucking obvious you’re not doing what we elected you to do. I hate how Americans sit back and judge everybody else in the world. Like we’re so much better than them because we’re ‘Murican. Better because we came out of a pussy in Chicago, instead of a pussy in Cairo. Those Egyptians that put their lives on the line for what they believed in have forever earned my respect. And honestly, they should have earned yours as well. We bitch about shit not getting done in our country, but until millions of Americans march to 1600 Pennsylvania avenue and demand the change that we complain about….we’re never going to get it. That’s our show for this evening, join the conversation at Facebook.com/theredeyereport or www.theredeyereport.com. I’m Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!!

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