Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Moonshine
Oracle: Ye ole booze
Oracle: Devil Daggers
Heyrod: Wonders of the electricians toolbelt
Ashtray: Poor ass dad making you look bad
Mistic: Listening to racing
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Training Day; Housebound
Ask the Idiots
Sarah “Braindead” Bedussey – Ashtray – Pound, WI – Dragon, Mermaid, or Cocktail Weenie?
Jumping Jack Flash – Heyrod – San Francisco, CA – What’s the biggest problem in America right now?
Pygmy Pete – Oracle – How were the ladyboys in Thailand?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: People that don’t understand what Beta means.
Heyrod: People looking down on me for wearing sandals and socks in public.
Oracle: Crazed beachgoers
Mistic: Donald Trump being a dumbass
In all Seriousness: Politics shouldn’t be entertainment. It should be serious. It should be a well thought out process of lawmaking, enforcing said laws, etc. etc. Not a reality show starring the world’s most human looking Orangutan. Nothing in our system gets done…..at all and it won’t until we, as voters, learn to treat it as an adult endeavor. An endeavor that shapes the economic and cultural landscape of this nation every four years…….you know what? Fuck American Politics, I’m going to Canada, eh. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.