Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Monarchies
Oracle: Current Monarchies
Mistic: Failed Monarchies
Teddy: Net worth
Teddy: Dickhead Getting Pulled Over
Mistic: The downfall of Donald Trump
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): There will be Blood; An Honest Liar
Ask the Idiots
Sam Redford – Ontario, Canada – Oracle: I know you’re from Wisconsin, so it’s cold like Canadia. My question is Thermal underwear or a Cat?
Pattie Cahill – New Orleans, LA – Ashtray: Remember Pogs? Wanna pull some out of my asshole……with your teeth?
Stan Farmington – Pearson, NE – Mistic: What the fuck do you think about two sheep getting married……..to me?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: The Watcher
Oracle: Firework Idiots
Ashtray: Reddit Fallout
Teddy: Crap Denny’s Drugstore
In all Seriousness: What the fuck is with old white people in the US lately? Whether it’s Donal Trump, Mitch McConnell, The Koch Brothers or everyone’s favorite….Bill O’reilly…..it’s clear, being white is right and don’t you dare tell them ‘Murica isn’t the clean, virgin pussy they think it is. We are the good guys and you’re un American if you disagree. America isn’t a Monarchy, but we are an Oligarchy. That’s where a small group of people control the country. Just like a Monarchy however, when the plebes realize there are a lot more of us than there are of you……it’s not gonna be pretty. So tread lightly rich old dudes…..sooner or later, dem darkies are comin for ya. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at the Red Eye Report.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport. You can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast. Like us, Share us or Fuck us……we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!