Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Medical Tourism

Mystic: The US system



Teddy: Botched



Oracle: Cheaper Shit


Ashtray: Puerto Rico


What’s Sexy:

Mystic: Alpha House


Teddy: Portal on your Xbox

Oracle: David Fucking Bowie


Ashtray: Pharma Bro


Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Cartel Land; 300: Rise of an Empire

Ask the Idiots

Derrick Hanson – Princeton, NJ – Mistic: Princeton or Yale?

Holly Erferth – Louisville, KY – Oracle: What’s the first thing that comes to mind when I say “Like Pigs Fucking in the Mud”.

Faith Hendrikson – Poland – Ashtray: Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: That bitch at Steak and Shake last night.

Oracle: Lines in China

Mystic: Star Wars Spoilers!

Ashtray: Some Meme Shit



In all Seriousness: If you’re gonna make food for people, at least wash yo hands. Asking you to put on gloves isn’t some commentary on how dirty you are or what side of the proverbial tracks you’re from. It’s a matter of whether or not I want to catch some shit up in my mouth from your dirty ass hands. So, please, wash your fucking hands before you infect my already diseased body with your already infested fast food. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.