Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Outsourced Journalism

Declining paper sales: Oracle

http://stateofthemedia.org/2012/newspapers-building-digital-revenues-proves-painfully-slow/newspapers-by-the-numbers/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/04/28/decline_of_newspapers_hits_a_milestone_print_revenue_is_lowest_since_1950.html

Falling Number of Reporters:

http://www.publicintegrity.org/2014/04/11/14580/why-arent-more-people-alarmed-falling-numbers-reporters

Who Own Big Media:

http://www.businessinsider.com/these-6-corporations-control-90-of-the-media-in-america-2012-6

http://www.freepress.net/ownership/chart

Lack of editing: Ashtray

Outsourcing: Mistic

Colbert/John Stewart/Bill Maher: Teddy

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Mistic: Twitter and Facebook helps out police

http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/online-sleuths-aid-probe-into-gay-couples-beating

Oracle: EBAY, Keeping the Peace

Ashtray: Kent State Sweatshirt

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/urban-outfitters-features-vintage-red-stained-kent-state-swe?bffbHYPERLINK “http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/urban-outfitters-features-vintage-red-stained-kent-state-swe?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp”&HYPERLINK “http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/urban-outfitters-features-vintage-red-stained-kent-state-swe?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp”utm_term=4ldqpgp#1ltosat

Teddy: Vyrus Motorcycle

http://www.vyrus.it/

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Pain & Gain; Jay and Silent Bob Super Groovy Cartoon Movie

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/04/26/pain_gain_true_story_fact_and_fiction_in_the_new_movie_starring_mark_wahlberg.html

ASK THE IDIOTS

Teddy: Jamie McMurray – Tecumseh, New Mexico: You mad or naw?

Ashtray: Connor Ashmore – Philadelphia: Bro….when’s the last time your penis was referred to as a machine?

Oracle: Big Jim – San Fransisco: You sound like you got a perty mouth on you. Can you use that mouth to talk to Mistic and get me a date?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes): 

Oracle: NFL: Stop the madness! Bandwagon Advocacy

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/15/covergirl-photoshop-ad-nfl-goodell-rice_n_5823592.html

http://youtu.be/6w1DsOA-1pM

Teddy: Wal Mart fined

http://www.examiner.com/article/walmart-fined-after-conjured-up-sugar-tax-prompts-false-advertising-probe

Mistic: Oral Sex Jesus

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/11/oral-sex-jesus-statue-photo_n_5805174.html

Ashtray: Boko Haram

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/hunting-boko-haram/

In All Seriousness (3 minutes):

In all seriousness….Journalism needs to take a long hard look at itself. Governmental policy that affects millions of peoples lives is directly affected by what news outlets choose to tell us. It used to be that if you heard about something from a reputable news source, it was undeniably true. Now, any fucktard with a Twitter or Facebook account can affect the way a massive amount of people choose to live and more importantly, vote. I’m sort of ashamed to live in a country where a wife beating cocksucker can avoid jail and a 14 year old kid who mimes a blowjob from someones almighty faces 2 years behind bars. The system is fucked boys…..now let’s get loaded. Make sure you join the conversation at Facebook.com/theredeyereport or theredeyereport.com. Like, Share and make sure you sign up for the feed, so you get every new episode. I’m Mistic…….

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