Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Mass Migration

Oracle: China



Ashtray: Trail of Tears


Teddy: Slave Trade


Mistic: Northern flow


What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Doomstarks


Oracle: Fran Bow


Ashtray: depart


Mistic: Mydronecompany


Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Mad Max: Fury Road; Gone Girl

Ask the Idiots

Phillip Jamison – Oracle – Stevenson, KY: Would you rather take your chances on the mean streets of China, or be a gay person in Kentucky?

Jim Worthington – Ashtray – Havana, Cuba: Now that I can buy stuff from the US, I would like to buy some mylights. Do you ship international?

Kileigh Klink – Teddy – Tallahassee, FL: They get at you today?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Takin’ a nap with the bike

Mistic: Chinese craziness


Oracle: Pillow Fight


Ashtray: 84 shots


In all Seriousness: Leave it to that god damned liberal media to make the future leaders of our military look like pussies. You’re supposed to be men and you’re fucking bitching about getting hit by a pillow? What. The. Fuck. I straight up headbutted a 6 year old the other day and that kid just said, what the fuck and tried to hit me back. Grow up…you’re gonna be officers in the military. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.