Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Marvel vs DC
Ashtray: His experiences
Teddy: Movie Shit
Mistic: Movie Shit
Teddy: Far Cry: Primal
Oracle: Louis Ck
Mistic: McGregor Loss
Ashtray: Porn Lecturer
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): A Most Wanted Man; West of Memphis
Ask the Idiots
Penelope VanDerhooven – The Hamptons, NY – Teddy: What’s your favorite kind of Pornography?
David Laetner – Portland, OR – Ashtray: How many pollocks does it take to go ice fishing?
Brian Haass – Toronto, ON – Oracle: You seem like a world traveler. You ever gonna come to Canada, eh?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Privatized pre schools
Oracle: Chinas new censorship
Ashtray: Hillbilly bachelor party
Mistic: West Virginia gun law
In all Seriousness: Okay, I get that we love our guns. But when we have to regulate automobiles, cigarettes, beer, weed or any form of drug for that matter, because it’s beneficial to society, why not guns? Now, West Virginia, when one of your sworn police officers rolls up on a situation and has no idea that every person is packin’, don’t come crying to the rest of us sane people when he gets shot. Of course, you’ll probably just blame Obama and scream that the libtards are comin fer yer guns. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.