In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss America’s aging Infrastructure. That’s right, our bridges and schools are crumbling around us while Donald Trump tweets about the perils of having Mexicans and Muslims in our country.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Infrastructure
Oracle: Interstate System
Ashtray: Power Grid
Mistic: Cleveland Cavaliers
Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Beasts of No Nations; Oblivion
Ask the Idiots:
Jimminy Cricket – your head – Ashtray: Go Fuck Yourself.
Stan Farley – Creighton, NJ – Oracle: You ever play a skin flute.
Phylicia – Da Hood – Teddy: BYE!!!!
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Madden 16 on ESPN
Oracle: Fake Po-Po
Ashtray: Schools for Nerds
In all Seriousness: While we debate whether or not to shoot an animal that we imprisoned. Our roads, bridges and power plants are literally crumbling beneath our feet. The government and the establishment wants to keep us hanging out on our shoddily made couches watching idiots play a video game, like he just fucking ran a marathon, so that we don’t see what’s really happening. Lady Liberty is falling apart. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.