Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): In the Shadows
Teddy: Project Pegasus
Mistic: MK Ultra/Stargazer
Oracle: WWII Secret Experiments
Ashtray: Area 51/HAARP
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Mistic: MS DOS games
Teddy: Halle Berry’s Husband
Oracle: Tegra x1
Ashtray: Biblical shit
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Jiro dreams of Sushi; Stretch
Ask the Idiots
Ashtray: Yolanda – Paradise springs, UT – Why are you so mean to your cat?
Oracle: Hank – Los Angeles, CA – You’ve got some stories. I’ll give you that. But my most outrageous story involves a can of spam, a polaroid of Kathy Ireland from 1982 and a gallon of cake frosting. You got anything crazier than that?
Teddy: Fred Flintstone – Bedrock – Yabba fuckin Dabba do……you ever fuck a dinosaur.
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Ashtray: Kidnapping Hoax
Oracle: Japanese Beethoven
Teddy: Mickey Incognito
Mistic: Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?
In All Seriousness (3 minutes):
In all seriousness, how many times do we have to tell people to go fuck themselves, before they take our advice and actually do. Studies have shown that people who masturbate regularly, 3 to 4 times a week, have less anger issues and are generally in good mental health. So when I see a group of people, I don’t know, murdering their fellow humans with automatic rifles, just for making fun of their deity. I say to you kind sir. You need to jack off. That’s our show……Make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us…..we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!!