In this episode of the Red Eye Report we talk about Hostages. From crazy Russian hostage situations to hostages falling in love with their captors – we’ve got you covered. We also review a movie about hostages, Argo. And finally, Mistic bitches about Blac Chyna.
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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Hostage Situations
Mistic: Munich Massacre
Oracle: Stockholm Syndrome
Ashtray: Russian shit
Oracle: Everything Game
Teddy: Marvel crap
Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Argo; Hidden Figures
Ask the Idiots:
Gigi – Boulder, CO – Ashtray: Any crazy fireworks stories?
Smelt Belt McGuiness – Dublin, Ireland – Mistic: You sound like you have a purdy mouth ya fucking pussy. You ever get into any good drunken fist fights?
George Foreman – Los Angeles, CA – Oracle: jibillyscibillybatarangafangafurk?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Mistic: Blac Chyna
Ashtray: Asian PHDeez nuts
Oracle: Crazy guy in Escape Room
Teddy: Xbox One’s return policy
In all Seriousness: Again, stop making stupid people famous. We can’t blame anyone but ourselves, even me. I’ve never even heard of Blac Chyna or Rob Kardashian. So I perpetuated their pseudo stardom by googling them. Who the fuck are they? Who gives a fuck. I would rather watch a British documentary about how Gruere cheese is made. If we don’t watch, they won’t play it. So, stay away from facebook, Twitter and all the media that’s fucking with your mind and enjoy the weather, garden, or kidnap an Asian PHD candidate. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.