Haunted Places

In this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss Haunted Places, we vex over what to do with Chyna’s brain, and as usual, we have a debate about dolphins, garlic sauce, and Conor McGregor.

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Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Haunted Shit

Oracle: Hammersmith

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammersmith_Ghost_murder_case

Mistic: Hoia Baciu Forest

https://hoiabaciuforest.com/

Teddy: Aokigahara

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara

http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/aokigahara-suicide-forest

https://lifeforaforest.com/tag/kuroi-jukai/

Ashtray: Gettysburg

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=ghosts+of+gettysburg&&view=detail&mid=FF352903C775C716C718FF352903C775C716C718&FORM=VRDGAR

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3odh36_paranormal-state-s03e16-ghosts-of-gettysburg_tv

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Game of Thrones

Oracle: Nerd Wars

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/04/21/eve-online-world-war-bee-mittani/

Mistic: Broad City

http://www.cc.com/shows/broad-city

Ashtray: Good Blood test results

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): To Hell and Back; In the Heart of The Sea

Ask the Idiots:

Ken Jacobi – Fleming, ND – Ashtray: Would you rather let a dolphin rape you, or have to tell a Jewish person that garlic sauce is fifty cents extra?

Paul Jackson – Pittsburgh, PA – Mistic: Do you really have to lick it before you stick it?

Graham Wick – Edinburgh, Scotland – Teddy: What do you think about Connor McGregor retiring?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Judgemental People

Oracle: Greasy Mexicans

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36126633

Ashtray: Chyna

http://www.foxsports.com/wwe/story/wwe-plans-being-made-to-donate-chyna-s-brain-to-science-042316

Mistic: Jroc…..no…..

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/jonathan-torrens-trailer-park-boys-netflix-lucy-decoutere-1.3550264

In all Seriousness: JRoc….No…..you are going to be sorely missed, ughhhh….I get that you were just the garnish, but you made the whole dish worth it. All of the characters of TPB are funny by themselves, but combined, like a good recipe, they’re incredible. A comedy that’s lasted 10 seasons and spawned multiple film spinoffs is unheard of in today’s television landscape, especially a quirky Canadian one. I fear that this is a slippery slope that we’re on. First Lucy, meh, whatever, but JRoc? That’s too big a part of the recipe to replace…..Nomesayin? That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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