Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Gangstas

Teddy: Frank Lucas, Nickey Barnes, Bumpy Johnson

Oracle: Rick Ross/Contra

Rick Ross:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Freeway%22_Rick_Ross

http://www.freewayrick.com/?page_id=30

John Kerry:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rick-ross/how-john-kerry-exposed-th_b_2469665.html

Contras:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contras

Mistic: Al Capone

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Capone

What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Mistic: Walker bein Walker

 http://www.channel3000.com/news/walker-protesters-prepared-him-to-confront-global-terrorism/31509262

Ashtray: Turkey Gangs of Madison

http://host.madison.com/news/local/writers/steven_elbow/east-side-turkeys-becoming-a-bane-for-drivers/article_db2f87a6-1a4d-59e4-a782-4e9daf86b84d.html

Oracle: Jazzpunk

http://youtu.be/_T0UOy03_IE

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Battle Royale; A Fantastic Fear of Everything

Ask the Idiots

Craig Stevenson – Port Edward, Oklahoma – Ashtray: If I had Blue Suede shoes, would you step on them?

Missy Boucher – Salem, MA – Oracle: Wanna come to a seance?

Fred Bunker – Cleveland, OH – Mistic: If you had to choose between losing a leg, or fucking a clearly diseased hooker, what would you do?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Ferrari

http://jalopnik.com/heres-how-top-gear-can-test-the-laferrari-against-the-p-1687365910

http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/laferrari-vs-mclaren-p1-vs-porsche-918-spyder

Ashtray: Aaron Shock

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/wlfn1j/spree-man

http://wonkette.com/577578/aaron-schock-hires-nice-lawyers-to-fix-all-his-not-gay-ethics-violations

Oracle: Netanyahu

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/02/25/388948678/netanyahus-talk-destructive-to-u-s-israel-ties-susan-rice-says

Teddy: Disney fast passes

In All Seriousness (3 minutes):

In all seriousness, If you’re gay, you’re gay. Don’t hide behind a wall of Downton Abby valour and Katy Perry tickets. Embrace that shit…..live that shit. You may not get re-elected, or respect or basic rights. And you know what, you’ll finally get to see what it’s like to have others make decisions for you about your sexual orientation. But, hey you’ll be happy. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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