Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Gangstas

Teddy: Frank Lucas, Nickey Barnes, Bumpy Johnson

Oracle: Rick Ross/Contra

Rick Ross:



John Kerry:




Mistic: Al Capone


What’s Sexy (7 minutes):

Mistic: Walker bein Walker


Ashtray: Turkey Gangs of Madison


Oracle: Jazzpunk


Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Battle Royale; A Fantastic Fear of Everything

Ask the Idiots

Craig Stevenson – Port Edward, Oklahoma – Ashtray: If I had Blue Suede shoes, would you step on them?

Missy Boucher – Salem, MA – Oracle: Wanna come to a seance?

Fred Bunker – Cleveland, OH – Mistic: If you had to choose between losing a leg, or fucking a clearly diseased hooker, what would you do?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Ferrari



Ashtray: Aaron Shock



Oracle: Netanyahu


Teddy: Disney fast passes

In All Seriousness (3 minutes):

In all seriousness, If you’re gay, you’re gay. Don’t hide behind a wall of Downton Abby valour and Katy Perry tickets. Embrace that shit…..live that shit. You may not get re-elected, or respect or basic rights. And you know what, you’ll finally get to see what it’s like to have others make decisions for you about your sexual orientation. But, hey you’ll be happy. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport……Like us, Share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever……I’m Mistic…..this is The RED EYE REPORT!!!!!

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