Easter

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Easter – its pagan origins, why there’s a bunny to begin with, and just how much money we sink into filling our Easter baskets. We also take a look at the movie, Dope, and finally we cry about crybabies.

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Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Easter

Oracle: History

http://www.history.com/topics/holidays/history-of-easter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter

http://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends/ancient-pagan-origins-easter-001571

http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usma&c=holidays&id=1991

Ashtray: Mardi Gras

http://www.religionfacts.com/mardi-gras

Teddy: Money in the Bunny

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/04/02/eggs-travagent-how-much-will-you-spent-at-easter.html

http://praisephilly.hellobeautiful.com/44731/guess-how-much-money-is-spent-on-easter-candy/

Mistic: Whatever

What’s Sexy

Teddy: Geenyus

https://www.reverbnation.com/geenyus3

Oracle: Masturbator

http://thedailywhat.cheezburger.com/share/8759253248

Mistic: Daredevil

Ashtray: Traktor

https://store.djtechtools.com/products/traktor-kontrol-s8

Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Dope; Spotlight

Ask the Idiots

Steven A. Benedict – Harland, NJ – Teddy: Rock, Paper or Scissors

Ken Hind – Tallahassee, FL – Ashtray: How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Fred Flintstone – Bedrock – Everyone: Yabba dabba do……

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Grown ass men who act like bitches

Oracle: Student in North Korea

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35818581?SThisFB

Ashtray: Traktor update crashing twice

Mistic: Republican crybaby bullshit

In all Seriousness: Just fucking stop already. If you want to keep your fucking jobs, you had better start doing them. If only there were a way that people who are upset with how well their government is or isn’t working, could remove these politicians and install people who will do their jobs. If only…..OH YEAH…..IT’ S CALLED VOTING!!!!! That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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