Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Doomsday

Teddy: Yellowstone Super Volcano and Friends

Oracle: Asteroid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_event

http://www.livescience.com/26933-chicxulub-cosmic-impact-dinosaurs.html

http://www.wired.com/2012/02/massive-solar-flare/

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/geekquinox/powerful-solar-flares-emitted-from-sunspots-put-earths-201107823.html

http://mentalfloss.com/article/52336/10-things-have-rained-sky

http://fleshfalls.com/

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kentucky%20meat%20shower

Mistic: Virus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plum_Island_Animal_Disease_Center

http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/04/06/11061093-reality-check-on-russias-zombie-ray-gun-program?lite

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-top-13-most-incredible-viruses-on-earth/analise.dubner?format=SLIDESHOW&page=7

Ashtray: Nuclear Holocaust 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_holocaust

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Teddy: Cumberbatch playing doctor strange

http://deadline.com/2014/10/benedict-cumberbatch-doctor-strange-movie-cast-862815/

Mistic: Honey BooBoo Getting Cancelled

http://www.npr.org/2014/10/24/358567472/tlcs-honey-boo-boo-cancellation-shows-dangers-of-exploitative-tv

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/27/mama-june-lose-custody_n_6054414.html

Ashtray: Conan Obrien and Madeline Albright Twitter war.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/24/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/madeleine-albright-conan-obrien-twitter-war/

Oracle: Kentucky Route Zero

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Sharknado; Skyfall

http://youtu.be/DufCcLXOTwc

Ask the Idiots

All: Michael Greer – Madison, WI – Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death, knowing this information will not change the inevitability of your death?

Mistic:  – Delta, UT – Would you rather be a shooting star, rise to fame, and subsequently crash and burn horribly? Or….Remain completely unknown for your entire life?

Teddy:  – Martin, TN – Would you rather consume human flesh or starve to death?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes): 

Mistic: The Faceless

Oracle: Led Zeppelin Plagiarism case

http://www.npr.org/2014/10/26/358903514/did-led-zeppelin-plagiarize-stairway-a-penn-judge-will-decide

Teddy: Airport Asshole

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/10/dallas_airport_fight_anti-gay_slurs.html

Ashtray: Nurse Quarantine

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/26/kaci-hickox-quarantine_n_6050312.html

In All Seriousness (3 minutes): Whether the world comes to an end via a Supervolcano, a virus, an Asteroid or Nuclear war. It’s safe to say, Teddy’s gonna be comfortable. And the rest of us, if we survive, will not. But at least we can have solice in the fact that none of those Republican voting, inbred redneck retards from the Here comes Honey Boo Boo show will be alive either. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at www.theredeyereport.com, or facebook.com/theredeyereport, like us, share us or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic…….and this is the Red Eye Report. 

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