Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Dating

Ashtray: Tinder

Mistic: Christian Mingle

http://www.christianmingle.com/

http://www.farmersonly.com/

http://blog.farmersonly.com/search/label/Success%20Story

Teddy: Internet Dating

Oracle: Strange Dating Rituals from Around the World

http://www.yourtango.com/experts/hayley-matthews/13-weird-dating-practices-other-countries

http://listverse.com/2014/02/14/10-crazy-courtship-ritual-around-the-world/

What’s Sexy

Mistic: LEAP

Oracle: Witcher 3 Soundtrack

Teddy: Cartoon Network Cartoons

Ashtray: Friends in Low Places

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Freaknik the Musical; The Sandlot

Ask the Idiots

  1. Felicia Barns – Nashville, TN – Teddy: Why you aint called a sista up man? We had one good night and now you dodging me, what’s up?
  2. George Hamilton – Toronto, CANADA (EH) – Mistic: Why do you hate people so much?
  3. Jamie Fleming – San Diego, CA – Oracle: Miller or Anheiser Busch?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Oracle: Old ladies on Ebikes

Ashtray: Chick who said she’s black

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/rachel-dolezals-brother-says-she-warned-dont-blow-my-cover#.qjVJzbWMe

Mistic: Metallica playing the NBA finals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKKBuuDKdsg

Teddy: Gamers that take shit too seriously.

In all seriousness, the war on drugs is a war that can’t be won, by any standards. You’re never going to eradicate them and you’re never going to stop people from using them. Why not take all that money spent on policing morality and spend it on useful shit, like roads. I’m sure I’ll be labeled a socialist by the right wing, but I don’t fucking care. This country needs to wake the fuck up and start using our common sense. Maybe then when some redneck cooking his overpriced Chicken cracks open a PBR and screams ‘Murica, at the top of his lungs, it won’t be ironic. That’s our show, join us on Facebook.com/theredeyereport, Twitter.com/redeyepodcast…….Like us, Twittle us, Share us, or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic……and this is the RED EYE REPORT……

 

 

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