Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Cults

Mistic: Source Family




Oracle: Jonestown



Ashtray: Waco

Teddy: Heaven’s Gate

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Oracle: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter



Teddy: Cicret


Ashtray: Juicy P.D.


Mistic: Epilogue – Fleshgod Apocalypse

Not So Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Dracula Untold; Killing them softly

Ask the Idiots

  1. Cherry Winstons from East St. Louis IL – for Oracle – “I can’t tell if my roommate is a terrorist, a cult member, or just a palm reader who slings meth … how can I test for each … without losing my security desposit.
  2. Rufus Philandros from Bonner Springs KS – for Mystic – “What’s the most tactful way to let a woman know her pussy is too loose … without sounding like you despise her 3 year old son?
  3. Sanford Rusty from Olive Branch MS – for Teddy – “Is it too white of me to talk about a) Malcom X, b) Danny Glover, or c) Nas around my black friends … assuming I had some? …

PS, did you get my Facebook friend request?”


Craig D

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Mistic: Man couldn’t handle getting eaten


Oracle: Perv wins the lottery


Teddy: Harold Hawthorne


Ashtray: Chris Hughes


In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, I really wish these adult acne having Techieturds would use their massive fortunes for something good. Why would you ruin a magazine like the New Republic, or a TV station like the Discovery channel. I’ll tell you why, because you haven’t yet discovered the joy that is the call girl. You got the money, dabble in a little bit of that high end gash. Your car is a Ferrari, your drink is Cristal and your hooker is worth more than both….sounds like a great way to spend a Tuesday. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport. Like us, Share us or Fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m Mistic.

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