In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about Astrology. You’ll have to be the judge if our horoscopes are accurate or not. We also give you our review of Spotlight and its pervy priests. Finally, we get into a deep debate about whether dreadlocks are clean or not.
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Astrology
Teddy: The Chinese calendar
Mistic: The Business of it all
Teddy: Mirror’s Edge Catalyst
Oracle: Hello from the Magic Tavern
Ashtray: Remastered Stooges Album
Netflix Movie Review (10 minute): Spotlight; Imitation Game
Ask the Idiots:
Flynn Rider – Walt Disney World – Teddy: When you come back to Florida, you want to see my balls?
Frank – The Basement – Ashtray: When you coming back?
Marsha Brown – Louisville, KY – Mistic: Who do you think is gonna win the College Basketball Championship?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Teddy: Feed a Child
Ashtray: Cosmology bullshit
In all Seriousness: What is culture anymore? Black culture, White culture, a culture of Ghonorea. Who gives a fuck if he wants to make his hair into a dirty, smelly mess? That’s his bidness. Nobody cares that you look like Buckwheat with a flat ass. So calm down, angry Zulu princess, the Trump is comin, then it’s no cultural appropriation for anyone. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/red_eye_report….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.