Outline for Red Eye Report
Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Arson
Inside the Mind of an Arsonist: Mistic
Infamous Arsonists: Oracle/Ashtray
High-profile Arsonists: Oracle/Ashtray
How to Catch an Arsonist: Teddy
Catching Wildfire Arsonists: Teddy
Black Metal Arson: Mistic
First Hand Arson: Oracle
What’s Sexy (7 minutes):
Teddy: Simpsons/Family Guy Crossover
Ashtray: Fractaled Visions
Oracle: Miss BumBum
Mistic: Sarah Palin Drunk
Netflix Movie Review: Pumping Iron; Burn
Ask the Idiots:
Scott : Joseph Lois – North Hempstead, NY: What is the biggest regret this week?
Ashtray : Photine — Fresno, CA: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Mistic: Billy Bob Hickgreaser – Birmingham, AL: What is the worst job you’ve ever had?
Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):
Oracle – Fortress America
Scott: Anti-Drinking and Driving
Mistic: Cable Company Equipment
Teddy: Kid Getting Shot in St Louis
Scott: Sex in a Can
Ashtray: Chatroom Rape Fantasy
In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, we here at the Red eye report do not condone Arson whatsoever. We prefer that you take your anger out in other ways. Like, headbutting a random asshole. Pissing on a cop car, while it’s moving. Or, beating up a porn star…..just because. So please, don’t start anything on fire…..but if you do….light up something important, like Congress. In which case, we at the Red Eye Report say…..WE DON’T NEED NO WATER, LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!!!!!