Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Arson

Inside the Mind of an Arsonist: Mistic

http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/news/20031029/inside-arsonists-mind

Infamous Arsonists: Oracle/Ashtray

http://www.firelineschool.com/student_files/10%20Famous%20Arsonists%20and%20Why.pdf

http://mentalfloss.com/article/29633/6-infamous-arsonists-and-how-they-got-caught

http://listverse.com/2014/02/19/10-mysterious-and-disturbing-cases-of-arson/

High-profile Arsonists: Oracle/Ashtray

http://theboombox.com/lisa-left-eye-lopes-tlc-burns-house/

How to Catch an Arsonist: Teddy

http://science.howstuffworks.com/wildfire-arson.htm

Catching Wildfire Arsonists: Teddy

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/may/4/bloodhounds-help-find-forest-fire-arsonists/?page=all

Black Metal Arson: Mistic

First Hand Arson: Oracle

What’s Sexy (7 minutes): 

Teddy: Simpsons/Family Guy Crossover

http://youtu.be/TnhcbZmmB0U

Ashtray: Fractaled Visions

https://www.facebook.com/fractaledvisions?notif_t=fbpage_fan_invite

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10575391_679255772145165_1619366832157776025_o.jpg

Oracle: Miss BumBum

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/miss-bum-bum-2014-contestants_n_5668441.html?cps=gravity

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/dai-macedo-miss-bum-bum-2013_n_4276120.html

Mistic: Sarah Palin Drunk

http://www.occupydemocrats.com/watch-a-visibly-drunk-sarah-palins-incoherent-response-to-elizabeth-warren/

Netflix Movie Review: Pumping Iron; Burn

Ask the Idiots:

Scott : Joseph Lois – North Hempstead, NY: What is the biggest regret this week?

Ashtray : Photine — Fresno, CA: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Mistic: Billy Bob Hickgreaser – Birmingham, AL: What is the worst job you’ve ever had?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Oracle – Fortress America

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/rand-paul-iraq_n_5668356.html

Scott: Anti-Drinking and Driving

http://geekologie.com/2014/08/drunk-superhero-anti-drunk-driving-volks.php

Mistic: Cable Company Equipment

Teddy: Kid Getting Shot in St Louis

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/12/ferguson-missouri-shooting-michael-brown-civil-rights-police-brutality

Scott: Sex in a Can

https://www.fleshlight.com/sex-in-a-can/

Ashtray: Chatroom Rape Fantasy

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/361716/slide_361716_4058210_compressed.jpg

In All Seriousness (3 minutes): In all seriousness, we here at the Red eye report do not condone Arson whatsoever. We prefer that you take your anger out in other ways. Like, headbutting a random asshole. Pissing on a cop car, while it’s moving. Or, beating up a porn star…..just because. So please, don’t start anything on fire…..but if you do….light up something important, like Congress. In which case, we at the Red Eye Report say…..WE DON’T NEED NO WATER, LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!!!!!

 

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