Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Amusement Parks

Oracle: History



Ashtray: Accidents



Teddy: Biggest



Mystic: Weird



What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate


Mystic: Falcons shutting down Panthers

Teddy: Nerd Gear

Ashtray: Making a Murderer series

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): 300: Rise of an Empire; Surviving the Game

Ask the Idiots

Peter Bangovich – China – Oracle: I’m coming back after you motherfucker. I know who you are now. You’re not gonna suckerpunch me at a bar again.

Carol – Holy Hill, MD – Teddy: You ever had a crab cake?

Fleming Christensen – Trumptown – All of you Liberal Fucktards: How the hell are you gonna air a commercial about Trumptown without our approval?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Gamestop Ad


Mystic: Bruce Arians

Oracle: Forgetting how to live

Ashtray: Some shit


In all Seriousness: Bruce Arians is a cunt…There’s just some things you don’t do. Kicking a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs. Choosing to kick the ball when you win the OT coin toss. And challenging a 2 point play when you’re already winning by 30 points. Fuck you. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.