Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Amusement Parks

Oracle: History

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amusement_park

http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/6-early-amusement-parks

Ashtray: Accidents

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/582025/FATAL-ATTRACTIONS-World-s-10-deadliest-theme-park-rides-Thorpe-Park-accident

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/most-shocking/10-deadliest-theme-park-accidents-of-all-time/?view=all

Teddy: Biggest

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_amusement_park_rankings

http://www.statista.com/statistics/258810/theme-und-amusement-park-companies-ranked-by-revenue/

Mystic: Weird

http://mentalfloss.com/article/58455/8-totally-strange-amusement-parks-around-world

http://www.cracked.com/article_15955_the-9-most-baffling-theme-parks-from-around-world.html

What’s Sexy:

Oracle: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate

https://youtu.be/HFFcXwIBMPc

Mystic: Falcons shutting down Panthers

Teddy: Nerd Gear

Ashtray: Making a Murderer series

Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): 300: Rise of an Empire; Surviving the Game

Ask the Idiots

Peter Bangovich – China – Oracle: I’m coming back after you motherfucker. I know who you are now. You’re not gonna suckerpunch me at a bar again.

Carol – Holy Hill, MD – Teddy: You ever had a crab cake?

Fleming Christensen – Trumptown – All of you Liberal Fucktards: How the hell are you gonna air a commercial about Trumptown without our approval?

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Gamestop Ad

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-one-ps4-wii-u-console-bundle-going-for-570-wi/1100-6433339/

Mystic: Bruce Arians

Oracle: Forgetting how to live

Ashtray: Some shit

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Former-Prosecutor-Says-Making-a-Murderer-Netflix-Documentary-Unfair–363552121.html

In all Seriousness: Bruce Arians is a cunt…There’s just some things you don’t do. Kicking a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs. Choosing to kick the ball when you win the OT coin toss. And challenging a 2 point play when you’re already winning by 30 points. Fuck you. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.

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