Outline for Red Eye Report

Introduction and Main Conversation (20 minutes): Aliens

Mistic: SETI



Oracle: Famous abductions




Ashtray: Foo Fighters


What’s Sexy:

Teddy: Tennessee’s Left lane law

Oracle: Windows 10

Ashtray: Squirrel


Mistic: Ronda Rousey



Netflix Movie Review (10 minutes): Interstellar; Raising Cain

Ask the Idiots

Phyllis Rechter – San Antonio, TX – Teddy: You sound so sexy. Are you on like J-date or something like that?

Stephen Cronenberger – South New Hampton, TN – Oracle: If you had to choose between your right testicle and your laptop, which would it be?

Paul Fillmore – Madison, WI – Ashtray: What part of “stop driving by my fucking house”, do you not understand. She my girl now motherfucker, so give it up bruh.

Fuck What You Think (7 minutes):

Teddy: Shitty Friends

Mistic: Big game douches


Oracle: Chechen Women Facing Charges


Ashtray: Chinese shit


In all Seriousness: Ronda Rousey should just be shipped up a class, cause she’s on a whole nother level. I mean what’s not to like. She’s gorgeous, fierce and charismatic, everything we here in ‘Murica love. Everyone wants to see Rousey and Mayweather fight. I say Rousey should fight someone that could give her a challenge. That’s why I say, Rousey vs The drunken squirrel…….Now that, I would pay to see. That’s our show, make sure you join the conversation at theredeyereport.com or facebook.com/theredeyereport…..you can also twittle us at twitter.com/redipodcast….like us, share us, or fuck us, we’re down for whatever. I’m the Mistic…………….and this is the RED EYE REPORT!!!!!.